My friends husband gave me a hug and got hard (UPDATE IN ORIGINAL POST)

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Tell your friend she has put on weight and it is making her unattractive in her husbands eyes, above all it could lead to health issues down the road. Also tell her you are not knocking off her hubby and you don't get down like that.

Tell him it is a natural reaction to be turned on, the body is acting to a stimulus and it can't be helped. He maybe be better off leaving a gap while hugging or just using a nice hand shake. Also tell him to think of you will he is being forced to make love to his whale of a wife.
 

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u dont do anything...he is a man....no man is going to remain flacid specially when u aint ugly or flabby

ur actin like he got hard on purpose..and if he did u will nvr know
 

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I ain't no tranny and i hate posting pics of myself. You guys are ruthless on here. Keep in mind i am 5'9 and weigh about 185 pounds, i carry my weight well but i like my size.


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ole boy wasnt ready

all it takes is a brush on those thighs and a brotha gon be UP

damn
 

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He fukked up by apologizing. Should have laid the ground work for later , cuz he's been known you would let him beat under the right circumstances.

Plus da nikka fukked you already in his head a few times.
 

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I went over to my good friends house as usual, her husband wasnt there, we starting making magaritas & getting tipsy, she starts telling me how her sex life with hubby hasn't been so great like within the last 6 months. You know this is how women talk. Anyways she says he can't " keep it up" , like never, everytime they try he goes limp. She thinks he is cheating or something. She's frustrated & he's frustrated. She has gained like 20 pounds & she feels like he isn't attracted to her anymore. She says he said that isnt the case but anyways he walks in, goes to kiss his wife all is good, i hadn't seen him in a a few weeks & he walks over to give me a hug...thats when it happened, the hug was a few seconds but he got hard, like rock hard , you could see it straight through his sweat pants. Standing straight up. The expression on his face was priceless :sadcam:but the expression on my friends face scared me. :damn:She yelled and starting crying hysterically "what the f*ck is this Mike" , you f&$cking her".... She hit him on his arm, she turned to me, " you f@$ king my husband"....... I was like no, no i'm not.... To make a long story i had to leave cause chic started going ape sh@t crazy, she was throwing /breaking stuff & hollering belligerently. Her husband walked me outside and apologized for his mishap. I left. Its been one day. I want to call her but i'll wait. I never slept with him at all. He's an attractive man but i don't sleep with my friends husband.

How do i console her about this? :mindblown:How do i ever face him again?? Why is dude getting rock hard from a hug with me yet can't keep it up for his wife??

and this is why he's cheating on her. nikkas can't put up with a crazy wife/girlfriend.. jumpoffs yes, but wifey and main chicks no.
 
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