I went over to my good friends house as usual, her husband wasnt there, we starting making magaritas & getting tipsy, she starts telling me how her sex life with hubby hasn't been so great like within the last 6 months. You know this is how women talk. Anyways she says he can't " keep it up" , like never, everytime they try he goes limp. She thinks he is cheating or something. She's frustrated & he's frustrated. She has gained like 20 pounds & she feels like he isn't attracted to her anymore. She says he said that isnt the case but anyways he walks in, goes to kiss his wife all is good, i hadn't seen him in a a few weeks & he walks over to give me a hug...thats when it happened, the hug was a few seconds but he got hard, like rock hard , you could see it straight through his sweat pants. Standing straight up. The expression on his face was priceless
but the expression on my friends face scared me.
She yelled and starting crying hysterically "what the f*ck is this Mike" , you f&$cking her".... She hit him on his arm, she turned to me, " you f@$ king my husband"....... I was like no, no i'm not.... To make a long story i had to leave cause chic started going ape sh@t crazy, she was throwing /breaking stuff & hollering belligerently. Her husband walked me outside and apologized for his mishap. I left. Its been one day. I want to call her but i'll wait. I never slept with him at all. He's an attractive man but i don't sleep with my friends husband.
How do i console her about this?
How do i ever face him again?? Why is dude getting rock hard from a hug with me yet can't keep it up for his wife??
Well played @Goddess_Godiva .
Every thread has some of the dumbest smilies I've ever seen.Fukk wrong wit you nikkas
"What are you doing out here all alone sporting this sinful body?" 
Where the fukk was ole boy coming from in sweats? 
