My friends husband gave me a hug and got hard (UPDATE IN ORIGINAL POST)

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This is it.
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Ay look... Is there a pic itt or nah? Negs for op depending on the answer

Edit: Damn I wouldve got hard huggin you too
 
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man wtf...OP thick as shyt and acting dumbfounded at this random act of bonermanship :pachaha:You should stay far away from now on....that man got happy like a damn dog when he saw thick ass hams tucked into those jeans. You're busty too....where is the "confusion" in all this? You still aint answer my question either @Goddess_Godiva about the time of hug. Even the way you described the fukkery in the initial post got me a little excited so I can just imagine what the dude must have been going through.....especially around the holidays :skip:
 

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Damn, if yall would go through the thread...you missing out on good shyt AND the pic.

:whew:

I don't get what he was trying to do... did he really think he was gonna leap over all them ppl?

:ufdup:@ Miguel

I'm surprised they didn't sue him for everything he got

poor chick (didn't even see the one on the right till you pointed her out) :mjcry:
He was good till old girl leaned back instead of ducking. The other girl was gonna take that L no matter what, though. Top 5 funniest videos I have ever seen in my life.
 

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I find it hard to believe she tripped out and asked if you were fukking her husband. Gonna call ducktales here.
 
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@ OP

are you and/or your friend of the caucasian persuasion by any chance? :patrice:

just can't see a sista wildin out like that... this sounds like white girl foolishness... either that or :duck:
 

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I went over to my good friends house as usual, her husband wasnt there, we starting making magaritas & getting tipsy, she starts telling me how her sex life with hubby hasn't been so great like within the last 6 months. You know this is how women talk. Anyways she says he can't " keep it up" , like never, everytime they try he goes limp. She thinks he is cheating or something. She's frustrated & he's frustrated. She has gained like 20 pounds & she feels like he isn't attracted to her anymore. She says he said that isnt the case but anyways he walks in, goes to kiss his wife all is good, i hadn't seen him in a a few weeks & he walks over to give me a hug...thats when it happened, the hug was a few seconds but he got hard, like rock hard , you could see it straight through his sweat pants. Standing straight up. The expression on his face was priceless :sadcam:but the expression on my friends face scared me. :damn:She yelled and starting crying hysterically "what the f*ck is this Mike" , you f&$cking her".... She hit him on his arm, she turned to me, " you f@$ king my husband"....... I was like no, no i'm not.... To make a long story i had to leave cause chic started going ape sh@t crazy, she was throwing /breaking stuff & hollering belligerently. Her husband walked me outside and apologized for his mishap. I left. Its been one day. I want to call her but i'll wait. I never slept with him at all. He's an attractive man but i don't sleep with my friends husband.

How do i console her about this? :mindblown:How do i ever face him again?? Why is dude getting rock hard from a hug with me yet can't keep it up for his wife??
Unfukkingbelievable
 
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