MY EX GOT MARRIED

[Chris.B]

When I hook up with a chick and the puzzy is trash I also turn into a 1 minute man and got the fukk outta dodge.

Maybe it says more about you than her

 

[Icantspell]

shytty thread

 

[Turbulent]

so why exactly were you sad about him getting married?

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

ole boy probably went to a psychologist and learned how to "perform under pressure".

A man will change. He just wasn't that into you.

That's what I'm saying. The nikka just wanted a quick nut from you and he got it. fukk he look like wasting extra pumps just to get you off?

I mean his wife is getting those extra pumps but thats because she is his wife. There's a reason she rocking that RING and you are ALONE and getting older...and older...and wrinklier...and older...and single...and older...

 

[Lana Kane]

 

[flusterose]

That's what they all say.

Either that or they are a nerd themselves.

i am a nerd.

That's what I'm saying. The nikka just wanted a quick nut from you and he got it. fukk he look like wasting extra pumps just to get you off?

I mean his wife is getting those extra pumps but thats because she is his wife. There's a reason she rocking that RING and you are ALONE and getting older...and older...and wrinklier...and older...and single...and older...

cool story bro.

 

[Seea]

I'd only be sad if his fiancee didn't want me all up and through the wedding or reception.

 

[StarClout]

this will not end well.

Thread backfired badly

 

[semtex]

That's what they all say.

Either that or they are a nerd themselves.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

 

[LebronsHairline]

Where do you nikkas find this shyt at lmaoooo

 

[flusterose]

i posted this on my FB and IG a few months back.

Thread backfired badly

in what way? what did you think i was expecting?

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

Exactly every women on the internet is a nerd, into cosplay, collects comic books, introvert, marathon running, beyonce stan.

 

[Azul]

and even then, he still found someone

off topic: I didn't forget

flu I'm surprised at you. Don't you have a man? I admit, I HAD one ex who I may have felt some kind of way had he announced marriage, but not as of a few months ago :inlove:

 

[MAKAVELI25]

in what way? what did you think i was expecting?

You were probably expecting us to feel sorry for you or simp you because you're somewhat attractive (assuming thats you in the avi). Being attractive doesn't excuse you from being a sh*tty person, sweetheart, and I'm being dead serious