ONE WORD SUMS UP THIS SEASON BREHS....
fukkERY
LENNY THE PIMP STILL OUT HERE CONNING bytchES
shyt MUST OF BEEN SHOT WITHIN THE PAST FEW WEEKS...TALKING ABOUT THE ASHLEY MADISON LEAKS
"I'M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE...BABY I LOVE YOU"
AT LEAST OLD GIRL WAS SMART ENOUGH TO NOT SNITCH
WE ALL KNOW SHE WENT HOME TO HER CRIB TO CRY HERSELF TO SLEEP WHILE WATCHING SOME PORN...MOST LIKELY ANAL
AT ELLIOT WAKING UP BEING MORE CONFUSED THAN MEEK MILL AFTER
HAD THE WHOLE WORLD shytTING ON HIM
"HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP?"
LATIN KING: "THE WORLD COLLAPSED GRINGO"
MEANWHILE, ALLSAFE WENT TO ALLshyt OVERNIGHT
GAYDEON RELYING ON HIS PRIDE TO GET HIM THROUGH THIS fukkERY (DOUBLE ENTENDRE DON'T ASK THE NATURE BOY HOW
)
GAYDEON: "WE CAN BOUNCE BACK"
CFO: "nikka THIS COMPANY IS DONE"
AT LEAST GAYDEON STILL GOT MRS. TWINK AT HOME LOVING HIM FOR HIM
EVIL CORP TRYING TO DO DAMAGE CONTROL WITH A LIVE TV INTERVIEW TO THE WORLD
"WHERE'S MY BAG BETA SEYFREID?"
*5 MINS LATER*
"THE WORLD HAS GONE TO shyt BREHS...fukk IT"
ONE SHOT ONE KILL (WORD TO SNOOP & DRE)
ELLIOT MAKING THAT VISIT TO HOUSE TYRELL
bytch skulle få den djupaste dikk av sitt liv BREHS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT MUSIC
THAT TENSION
THOSE COCK SUCKER LIPS ON SWEDETHOT
"WHAT YOU WORKING ON?" "WHEN DID YOU SEE HIM LAST"
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN"
ELLIOT:
BETA SEYFREID OUT HERE PLAYING LIKE THE KNICKS TAKING L AFTER L
EVEN OLD EVIL CAC NOT FEELIN THOSE PAYLESS PUMPS YOU GOT ON bytch
HOMO AT THE SHOE STORE GIVING HER THE
AFTER FINDING OUT SHE WORKS AT EVIL CORP AND WITNESS THE SUICIDE LIVE
"GIVE ME THE PRADA'S fukkBOY"
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE ALPHA SEYFREID
WHAT'S THIS? EURO BATEMAN GOT THEM GUCCI USB EXCLUSIVE SHADES
WHAT'S ON THE USB ELLIOT?
TIME TO HIT RON'S COFFEE SHOP FOR A CHERRY DANISH AND THE BEST WIFI IN TOWN
AT THAT VIDEO ELLIOT
MEANWHILE, ELLIOT BE DOING HIS BEST THREE STOOGES ROUTINE AT THE COFFEE SHOP SOLO
"HEY BREH I fukkED YOUR MOM"
"OH DID YOU NOW"
ELLIOT:
WHERE THE fukk IS EURO BATEMAN BREHS?
MR ROBOT: JUST GO HOME AND ENJOY THE fukkERY ELLIOT
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"WHO'S THERE BREHS"
AND SCENE....
CUE TO THE SET OF EYES WIDE SHUT (WORD TO KUBRICK)
LOOKS LIKE WHITE WOSE TRANSFORMED BACK INTO BLUCE JENWER
TRANNYS
NOT ONLY IS WHITE WOSE WORKING BOTH SIDES OF THE SEXES
HE/SHE BEEN PLAYING FOR BOTH SIDES OF THE fukkERY
SEASON 2 ASAP PLEASE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO