Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

[joeychizzle]

People getting shot and dying instantly.
People getting KO'd with one punch and not getting up for minutes, even hours
flying through a piece of building glass and suffering minor cuts
minorities dying first
people with gadgets that are perfectly suited for the task at hand
secret agents rocking designer suits
bytches coming outta water/waking up/finishing a fight with make up intact
people getting shot and then bandaging that shyt up like it's a fukking mosquito bite
white people saving minorities
white people speaking the language of whatever country they're in despite it being their first time being there
everyone in a foreign country speaking english because the main character is white
nobody ever shooting the fukking tires in a car chase

last but not least
an entire group of fukking people attacking the main character ONE AT A TIME. mofukka just rush him. why yall waiting for one mans to finish getting knocked out before you step forward and shoot your shot :2facedacosby: this ain't a supermarket check out, gang up on his ass (nh)

 

[WesCrook]

Every big game in a sports movie goes down to the wire. Every single time.

I get it. It wouldn't be as interesting if it didn't, but we all KNOW it's going to come down to the last possession before the game even starts....

Oh, and if the team loses, we get the "You lost, but you're still winners" monologue.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Tragedy happe*Cops have the villain unarmed and surrounded*

Hero Cop: "Come on Villain... It's over. "

Villain: *Looks at all the cops with their guns drawn & chuckles to himself* " You know Hero Cop... I'm gonna give a mini death speech... and,I wanna finish by reaching for my--"

Different Cop: "Gun! "

Good Cop: "!!!"

Villain: ..."

Other Cops:

Hero Cop: "!... "

-1 on 5+ fights where for some reason dudes don't swarm the one guy, they all patiently wait to get their ass beat/dropped one by one


- the person who has to get a terminal disease or be damn near emotionally dismantled to decide that, hey, maybe i should live my best life and goes of some fantastic eat pray love ass sapfest of an adventure

ns to

 

[Flex Grossman]

Guy goes to visit his friend who's life is falling apart. Guy walks into friends' apartment. Friend wakes up from sleeping on the couch. There's food and trash everywhere.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Every meal the character has milk as his/her choice as beverage

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Characters in space on another planet, but everybody speakin english


With american jargon and sense of humor, pronounced with american intonation

Why one nikka sound like he from texas and another nikka sound like he from london get this fukk shyt outta here

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Detective is about to catch the bad guy, but his commanding officer tells him he must quit investigations because he doesn't believe him or is taking too long...or the bad guy has connections to top people in the department. Detective then has to go rogue

THIS!

 

[.r.]

Smart ass kids
The burnt out dude saving the day.
The skinny white chick that can outshoot and out box a grown ass man.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Corny ass music of a lady from the Roman Empire singing as the main character gets his ass beat or witnessing some chaotic Example...the movie Gladiator

 

[fairfax12]

Where are The Wayan's when we need them.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Tragedy happe*Cops have the villain unarmed and surrounded*

Hero Cop: "Come on Villain... It's over. "

Villain: *Looks at all the cops with their guns drawn & chuckles to himself* " You know Hero Cop... I'm gonna give a mini death speech... and,I wanna finish by reaching for my--"

Different Cop: "Gun! "

Good Cop: "!!!"

Villain: ..."

Other Cops:

Hero Cop: "!... "




ns to

I'm on 24s but rep soon cometh

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Characters in space on another planet, but everybody speakin english


With american jargon and sense of humor, pronounced with american intonation

Why one nikka sound like he from texas and another nikka sound like he from london get this fukk shyt outta here

Broooooooo this is every apocalyptic movie ever

*radio transmission*
The earth is under attack
USA: Time to save the planet guys by fighting one battle in nyc

 

[BXKingPin82]

People getting hit by a truck driving. Like is the driver not watching the road?

And they keep driving Breh you just hit somebody pullover!

 

[3rdWorld]

People jumping and sitting on couches with shoes on

Tom Cruise running

People throwing food away they took one bite of.

 

[3rdWorld]

The biggest cliche is them presenting cops etc as non racist good guys..