Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

[AnonymityX1000]

Saw this last night. People guessing other people's phone or computer passwords. Usually happens within 5 minutes to. lol

 

[8WON6]

Angry black police chief telling some hotshot cac detective "the next time you decide to fukk up MY city i'm gonna shove a desk up your ass!"

 

[Phantum]

Angry black police chief telling some hotshot cac detective "the next to you decide fukk up MY city i'm gonna shove a desk up your ass!"

And they're officially off the case but they have 24 hours to solve it or the feds take over.

 

[Geordi]

Superhero is madly in love with one girl who has him in the friendzone. Dude doesnt even try to show off his powers to smash some groupie thots.

 

[Walter H White]

Horror/survival flick.. all the "alpha" males die, frail woman survives in the end.

 

[KalKal]

Guns with infinite ammo/no reloads

Or the opposite of this one:
Science Fiction/Space Opera shows where the high tech weapons are WORSE than existing weapons in real life.
E.g. the 'blasters' on Star Wars and similar shows shoot out slow moving, easily visible "bolts" that even non-superpowered characters seem to be able to dodge easily.

C3P0 would NEVER be able to walk through machine gun fire in real life, but blaster fire is no problem.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

The Colombian drug lord who lives in a beautiful house in the mountains, guarded by 20 guys with M-16s. When in reality everyone that gets arrested, it's 3am and they are in some hillside barrio wearing an adidas track suit.

The Columbian drug lord cuts a rival drug lords head off, washes his hands then proceeds to pick up his daughter at her birthday party in the next room

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Angry black police chief telling some hotshot cac detective "the next to you decide fukk up MY city i'm gonna shove a desk up your ass!"

THE MAYOR IS ON MY ASS

 

[Nero Christ]

Some others I notice:


Sex scenes where the girl has her bottoms or top on…

to be fair, a lot of latinas do this for some reason

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

to be fair, a lot of latinas do this for some reason

You right bro

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Guns with infinite ammo/no reloads

He borrowed Snakes headband

 

[Warren Peace]

i can never think of these off the cuff

only when i see them.

mind control plots kinda suck i guess. "SNAP OUT OF IT"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

When someone is all stressed or wakes up from a nightmare they go to the bathroom sink and splash water on their face then stare into the mirror.

 

[Born Rich]

a mf doin some shyt that could easily be misinterpreted but can be just as easily be explained, getting caught and then sayin “it’s not what it looks like/I can explain” but never actually explains

 

[pete clemenza]

The a$$hole bully's in high school sporting lettermen jackets and always standing by the lockers

"Hey look at the weasel. Wtf, are you talking to my girlfriend?"

"Brad don't, he's just helping me in photography class"

Brad punches him in the mouth and stomach then picks him up and dumps him in a nearby trashcan face first. His fellow lettermen buddies and the entire school for that matter begins to crack up and laugh. "Look at the weasel!"Everyone but Brad's girlfriend who's generally concerned