Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

[Rekkapryde]

the dismanting of the bomb with 1 second left

 

[TTT]

White people traveling to India or that place with Buddhists to find the meaning of life
The protagonist downloading files from the computer and we have to watch that progress bar, the files finish transferring just in time for them to hide or leave
The guy who always says "take me instead" in hostage situations
The African guys who are either very sinister and dangerous or soft spoken and naive about how the "real world" works
The supermom type that do it all perfectly and don't want any help but blame their husband for not sharing chores
Pretentious movie titles "Perks of being a wallflower" "Extremely loud and incredibly close" "Collateral Beauty"
Precocious teenagers or preteens- okay in small doses but some have this born in the wrong generation vibe
Government officials who give terrorists help because their family was kidnapped or something- 24 went overdose with it, giving terrorists nuclear weapons or access.
Rogue cop that gets thrown off the case and then runs a separate investigation by themselves catching the suspect and then have the cops show up just in time.
"Gun and badge" when the detective gets fired or suspended.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

All of the coffee cups look the same. Blue cup with the white lid

Breh I thought I was the only one who noticed this

 

[joeychizzle]

To be fair secret agents should be able to speak different languages.

yeah if it was secret agents I would understand. but it's regular ass cacs I see being able to speak the language or utter some key phrase that just so happens to be relevant.

 

[Sunalmighty]

Breh I thought I was the only one who noticed this

Television shows are notorious for this, especially law enforcement related ones

 

[Michael's Black Son]

This is how I feel everytime I see the nerdy chick when I watch Modern Family

But in real life when she takes the glasses off she stuntin' like this

Raw & Regret

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Examining a low res pic on a computer

Cop: Wait what's that?
IT Cert: What?
Cop: You see that there? Zoom in on it. Blow it up some more, 30%.
IT Cert: Sure thing
Cop: Can you clean it up?
IT Cert: Holy shyt...
Cop: We got him

I swear this is some shyt you see in every modern SVU episode just to show that these fukkers are up to modern times/computer tech despite no formal training. They just happen to have a "hunch" to look further into the sole piece of evidence that the damn reformed hacker/converted cop can't find

 

[Ribbs]

More of a TV cliche, they always turn off the TV when someone enters the room.

[Jerry watching TV, George enters the room]

Jerry you won't believe what just happened to me.

Oh what happened George?

Well... you're not gonna turn off the TV?

I mean... it's Narcos, they're really close to getting Pablo.

So Pablo is more important than my life crisis??

I mean, I can turn this off any time I want. You're an on going series.

[canned laughter]

 

[King Poetic]

Action movies

Steven segal... Dude goes to Jamaica and destroys the top dog and his henchmen by himself....in one movie with eddie griffin he moves into a gang neighborhood to find who murder his son and he takes out the black and latino gangs

This happen with other stars who go to europe or china and somehow take out the russian mob or triads

 

[Brandeezy]

Every car being bulletproof. The bad guy lights up the car with a automatic and all the hero has to do is duck behind the door and the bullets don't hit him

Examining a low res pic on a computer

Cop: Wait what's that?
IT Cert: What?
Cop: You see that there? Zoom in on it. Blow it up some more, 30%.
IT Cert: Sure thing
Cop: Can you clean it up?
IT Cert: Holy shyt...
Cop: We got him

Was watching Blacklist the other day and they did this shyt using a reflection off the window and reversed it to find out the name of the Power Plant

 

[King Ka$h]

Chief: slater and malone you're off the case!
Slater: but chief we re so close!
Chief: you've destroyed the damn city and the DA is breathing down my throat!
Malone: Cortez is behind it all chief ! :bryan;
Chief : I don't wanna hear it gimme your guns and badges

Skater and malone go awol kill 50 guys and Cortez, blow up 3 buildings, High speed chase through the city as private citizens

Police are cleaning up the scene

Chief I guess you'll need these *hand back badges and guns*
:

Breh why is this so accurate
Alternatively:

Slater:My father was a hero cop who died on the job,he would have NEVER let corruption roam free like you are! This isn't the force I grew up idolizing,I quit!
*hands over badge and gun and storms out*
Malone:*Shakes head in scust and quits as well*
Malone runs to catch up with Slater-
"This case isn't closed yet....partner"

 

[Brandeezy]

Chief: slater and malone you're off the case!
Slater: but chief we re so close!
Chief: you've destroyed the damn city and the DA is breathing down my throat!
Malone: Cortez is behind it all chief ! :bryan;
Chief : I don't wanna hear it gimme your guns and badges

Skater and malone go awol kill 50 guys and Cortez, blow up 3 buildings, High speed chase through the city as private citizens

Police are cleaning up the scene

Chief I guess you'll need these *hand back badges and guns*
:

On Every Cop show/movie:

*Hero Cop and his partner bust a major case without the Chief's permission*

*Partner gets shot/killed in the process and the main baddie gets away*

*Chief fires/suspends the Hero Cop*

*Hero Cop goes into depression but still follows the case to the point of madness*

*Hero Cop uses his contacts to track down the baddie*

*Hero Cop kills or arrests the baddie*

*Hero Cop is offered his badge and gun back but he refuses*

or

*Hero Cop is back on the force*

 

[MidniteJay]

Every car being bulletproof. The bad guy lights up the car with a automatic and all the hero has to do is duck behind the door and the bullets don't hit him

Or the classic flip a wooden table and use it for cover.

Was watching Blacklist the other day and they did this shyt using a reflection off the window and reversed it to found out the name of the Power Plant

 

[King Ka$h]

The villains girlfriend/wife/mistress turning on him as soon as she gets the hero's dikk

 

[Brandeezy]

The villains girlfriend/wife/mistress turning on him as soon as she gets the hero's dikk

Or the Hero is captured by the Villain and while he's locked up, he bonds with the villain's wife and tries to bring her to the good side but she ignores him. Then at the end during the showdown, the villain is ready for the kill but the wife pulls a gun on the Villain. He tells her she's a stupid bytch while her ass his holding the gun wobbly while crying. It either ends like this

- Villain takes the gun from her, shoots her, Hero takes advantage and kills the villain
- Villain tries to take the gun but she ends up shooting him
- Villain takes the gun, holds her hostage then the Hero shoots him in the head