Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

[Ice Cold]

Chief: slater and malone you're off the case!
Slater: but chief we re so close!
Chief: you've destroyed the damn city and the DA is breathing down my throat!
Malone: Cortez is behind it all chief ! :bryan;
Chief : I don't wanna hear it gimme your guns and badges

Skater and malone go awol kill 50 guys and Cortez, blow up 3 buildings, High speed chase through the city as private citizens

Police are cleaning up the scene

Chief I guess you'll need these *hand back badges and guns*
:

 

[BXKingPin82]

Chief: slater and malone you're off the case!
Slater: but chief we re so close!
Chief: you've destroyed the damn city and the DA is breathing down my throat!
Malone: Cortez is behind it all chief ! :bryan;
Chief : I don't wanna hear it gimme your guns and badges

Skater and malone go awol kill 50 guys and Cortez, blow up 3 buildings, High speed chase through the city as private citizens

Police are cleaning up the scene

Chief I guess you'll need these *hand back badges and guns*
:

yo...

 

[MidniteJay]

Examining a low res pic on a computer

Cop: Wait what's that?
IT Cert: What?
Cop: You see that there? Zoom in on it. Blow it up some more, 30%.
IT Cert: Sure thing
Cop: Can you clean it up?
IT Cert: Holy shyt...
Cop: We got him

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

The white saviour trope

 

[Black_Panther_JS]

Tragedy happe*Cops have the villain unarmed and surrounded*

Hero Cop: "Come on Villain... It's over. "

Villain: *Looks at all the cops with their guns drawn & chuckles to himself* " You know Hero Cop... I'm gonna give a mini death speech... and,I wanna finish by reaching for my--"

Different Cop: "Gun! "

Good Cop: "!!!"

Villain: ..."

Other Cops:

Hero Cop: "!... "

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

the black friend trying to teach the white friend how to dance

 

[blalienz]

-All the rap music that starts to play when they cut to another scene in the fukkin seth rogan james franco jonah hill movies
-non superpowered white women beating up men for a whole movie
-street/hood movies at the end black protagonist is about to finally get revenge on the antagonist via gun
antagonist: cmon man it aint gotta be like diz we can talk about this
protagonist: walks closer
antagonist: aight man look i got kids man i was just playindont kill me!
protagonist: walks even closer
antagonist: fukk YOU mAAANNNN
protagonist:

 

[Lord Beasley]

Shooting locks like that shyt works.

Monologues before killing someone, giving ample time for the hero to swoop in with the save

 

[3rdLetter]

One of the funniest reviews is Roger Eberts of Armageddon.. Rips it for all it's cliches, but this part was



Armageddon Movie Review & Film Summary (1998) | Roger Ebert

Armageddon is a guilty pleasure of mine but of all the moments in that movie, that scene gets the hardest Why the fukk is the nuke expert asking the AF Colonel/NASA pilot his opinion on diffusing a nuclear warhead. shyt is

 

[Peak]

Where the good guy wins

 

[King Poetic]

1. woman going through some rough times and upset crying on the couch and some dude she known for a while comfort her then ends up banging her

2. cellphone service doesn't work when being chase by a killer

3. group of 8 friends being hunted by a killer in the woods decides its best to go in different directions to get help

4. sports kid movies... team is always down by a few points with a few seconds left and the weird kid with no play comes in and becomes the hero

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Group of people in a large house hears noise, or finds something strange, so the split into teams to find the killer...unarmed

Cop or someone comes to the hostage house, abducter talks to person in the house like


hostage manages to make enough noise to be heard, person looks at abducter like

Abducter kills cop or person who can save hostage


People sliding under closing doors with just enough space for their body, and not getting crushed, or losing fingers

 

[RisAri0]

That one dumb person in a comedy that's part of a bad group but gets a change of heart and gives into the good group

 

[DaylitoJames]

Female lead character cooking a full ass breakfast spread complete with eggs, waffles or pancakes, fruit, assorted cooked meats, toast etc..

And then characters just get an apple or single piece of toast and say "welp I gotta go no time to eat."

all that gatdamn food just wasting away

Best believe in my family all of that uneaten food would have been put in the refrigerator and the family would be forced to eat that breakfast for dinner

 

[LiveFromLondon]

white people speaking the language of whatever country they're in despite it being their first time being there

To be fair secret agents should be able to speak different languages.