'Moon rock' given to Holland by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin is fake

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DEFINITIVE EVIDENCE THAT TREES USED TO EXIST ON THE MOON!!!!!!

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They give out fake moonrocks because the real ones are expensive af and the Dutch were just going to use it for a showpiece. It’s like how “gold” awards are mostly just basic metal gilded with gold.


Everything about nasa and the moon is fake
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I know this is for jokes, but really think about that...

How would they know what a real moon rock is if we didn’t have rocks from the moon... I mean we’ve seen spaceships legit blow up; they make it to orbit, it’d just take more fuel and less weight to propel that shyt to the moon - it’s like throwing a football, you arc that shyt. Not to mention the fact that the Soviet Union tracked the launch, and enemies such as China have confirmed the Apollo landing zone (as well as Japan and India, every country to have a lunar program has made a tradition of visiting the landing zone.)


Now, if we wanna talk conspiracies...
If you and your wife were riding down the block and your head got blown off, would her first reaction be to duck and cover, or to lean back into danger to save a piece of your skull. :jbhmm:

That Jackie bytch done set up JFK :merchant:


Also, there’s no way that Bigfoot video was just someone in an ape costume. Look at special effects from the 1960s, they didn’t have the technology yet - even executives at Disney claimed they’d have to build an entirely new form of costume to pull that shyt off; if Disney couldn’t hoax it, why would some random fukker on a horse? :patrice:
 

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Armstrong and Aldrin did not give Holland the bogus moon rock. Some diplomat did. Probably made some money or favors from it, too.

An investigation showed that United States Ambassador J. William Middendorf II had presented Drees with the "Moon rock" on October 9, 1969. The Apollo 11 astronauts were visiting the Netherlands at that time on a goodwill tour. Drees' grandson speculates that his grandfather, who was nearly deaf, and blind at the time, formed the mistaken impression that the "Moon rock" he received was from the Apollo 11 mission. When Drees' "Moon rock" was received by the Rijksmuseum in 1992, the museum phoned NASA to verify its provenance and was told over the phone, without seeing the piece, that it was "possible" it was a Moon rock.[4]

People have been known to forge fake artifacts for fun and profit.

Stolen and missing Moon rocks - Wikipedia

Probably what happened in this instance.
 

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Also, there’s no way that Bigfoot video was just someone in an ape costume. Look at special effects from the 1960s, they didn’t have the technology yet - even executives at Disney claimed they’d have to build an entirely new form of costume to pull that shyt off; if Disney couldn’t hoax it, why would some random fukker on a horse? :patrice:
It wasn't some random fukker on a horse. The two guys who made that famous film worked at a TV and film studio. In the costume department.
 
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Armstrong and Aldrin did not give Holland the bogus moon rock. Some diplomat did. Probably made some money or favors from it, too.



People have been known to forge fake artifacts for fun and profit.

Stolen and missing Moon rocks - Wikipedia

Probably what happened in this instance.
so.. they just happened to sell a fake moon rock, to a man that was deaf & blind..

and, y’all believe that sh!t.. :laff: :laff: :laff:

 

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so.. they just happened to sell a fake moon rock, to a man that was deaf & blind..

and, y’all believe that sh!t.. :laff: :laff: :laff:
You don't think a corrupt diplomat would sell some fake shyt to an old geezer who didn't know any better? Seems perfectly plausible.
 

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You don't think a corrupt diplomat would sell some fake shyt to an old geezer who didn't know any better? Seems perfectly plausible.
So your answer to a corruption conspiracy is to make up another corruption conspiracy? :laff:
 
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