mollywaterco

[HiphopRelated]

God damn this thread is long. Is it worth to read from the beginning brehs?

, just grab some popcorn first

 

[Jayou Ayen]

And to think this played out like some TV Mini Series or Novel, complete with new twists and turns in fukkery

Part 1 (The Reveal)
The Real Mollywater is unveiled to the Coli, with a warehouse full of product ready to go, and a fully functional website. Nigerian is put on notice, all hell breaks loose.

Part 2 (The Deflection)
The full extent of the failure on Mollywatrs part is realized. Pictures of @MollyWaterCo with paid models, TShirts, beachballs, lanyards, and promo videos mocking MollyWatr are shown. It is also revealed that Nigerian never trademarked the name "Mollywatr" and Young Sean Jazzy Jeff got his in January. Kenny tries to downplay the significance of these developments but the damage has clearly been done

Part 3 (The Photoshop is Open for business) The Coli's resident photoshop wizards take notice of the thread. A barrage of legendary gifs, smilies, and pictures are added and enjoyed by all at Nigerians expense. 100 dap posts are seen all over. Laughs and smiles are shared by all,. Also several grammatical errors (besides the E being missing from water) are revealed on Nigerans bottle. More fukkery is insured (by state farm)

Part 4 (The Ether) @MollyWaterCo makes his arrival at the Coli with one of the most soul burning, triumphant, highest dapped first posts of all time. After letting it marinate for a little while he returns again.......this time with FREE SHIPPING AND PROMO CODES. Hell breaks loose again, Free T-Shirts and Lanyards are given out as the extra bit of spit on NIgerians grave, Coli Peeps are getting hydrated and beach balls thrown in for the hell of it

Part 5 (The Interlude) Mike the Marketing guy, ( @DukesAllDay ) after having his business slandered by Nigerian, stops by to give his own version of the events. It is revealed Nigerian tried to sell 1% of his company for $15,000, and was laughed off of skype. Also re-revealed that he really was on the verge of being evicted from his one room fully furnished with an air mattress loft. More jokes made at Nigerians expense. Mike promises a follow up article destroying Nigerians character and business by the same sites that were hyping him up just recently

Part 6 (The Burial) Yet To Come. Coli peeps start receiving their Mollywater care packages. Pics are posted, lanyards are worn, hydration is achieved. The Coli as a family electric slides on the grave of Ikenna Unaeze and Mollywatr. Mollywaterco becomes a respected member of the site and sponsors our next raffle. He also buys the "Mollywatr" trademark and essentially forces Nigerian out of business. After discovering the terms "Coli Water" "Prolly Water" and "Jolly Water" are also trademarked, Kenneth contemplates suicide.Not a single fukk is given

Once we reach part 6 this thread will be ready for the rafters

We're almost to the promised land.




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[Sinnerman]

my last post in here, it was an honor y'all

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

can someone update us ? what happened after the Molly Water guy was seen shipping his items?

 

[DeVanteSwing]

just wanted to post here

 

[Tommy Knocks]

wait he bought the molly watr trademark just to smudge nigerian???????

 

[Ndiema]

 

[froggle]

And to think this played out like some TV Mini Series or Novel, complete with new twists and turns in fukkery

Part 1 (The Reveal)
The Real Mollywater is unveiled to the Coli, with a warehouse full of product ready to go, and a fully functional website. Nigerian is put on notice, all hell breaks loose.

Part 2 (The Deflection)
The full extent of the failure on Mollywatrs part is realized. Pictures of @MollyWaterCo with paid models, TShirts, beachballs, lanyards, and promo videos mocking MollyWatr are shown. It is also revealed that Nigerian never trademarked the name "Mollywatr" and Young Sean Jazzy Jeff got his in January. Kenny tries to downplay the significance of these developments but the damage has clearly been done

Part 3 (The Photoshop is Open for business) The Coli's resident photoshop wizards take notice of the thread. A barrage of legendary gifs, smilies, and pictures are added and enjoyed by all at Nigerians expense. 100 dap posts are seen all over. Laughs and smiles are shared by all,. Also several grammatical errors (besides the E being missing from water) are revealed on Nigerans bottle. More fukkery is insured (by state farm)

Part 4 (The Ether) @MollyWaterCo makes his arrival at the Coli with one of the most soul burning, triumphant, highest dapped first posts of all time. After letting it marinate for a little while he returns again.......this time with FREE SHIPPING AND PROMO CODES. Hell breaks loose again, Free T-Shirts and Lanyards are given out as the extra bit of spit on NIgerians grave, Coli Peeps are getting hydrated and beach balls thrown in for the hell of it

Part 5 (The Interlude) Mike the Marketing guy, ( @DukesAllDay ) after having his business slandered by Nigerian, stops by to give his own version of the events. It is revealed Nigerian tried to sell 1% of his company for $15,000, and was laughed off of skype. Also re-revealed that he really was on the verge of being evicted from his one room fully furnished with an air mattress loft. More jokes made at Nigerians expense. Mike promises a follow up article destroying Nigerians character and business by the same sites that were hyping him up just recently

Part 6 (The Burial) Yet To Come. Coli peeps start receiving their Mollywater care packages. Pics are posted, lanyards are worn, hydration is achieved. The Coli as a family electric slides on the grave of Ikenna Unaeze and Mollywatr. Mollywaterco becomes a respected member of the site and sponsors our next raffle. He also buys the "Mollywatr" trademark and essentially forces Nigerian out of business. After discovering the terms "Coli Water" "Prolly Water" and "Jolly Water" are also trademarked, Kenneth contemplates suicide.Not a single fukk is given

Once we reach part 6 this thread will be ready for the rafters

Did I miss all of this, damn

 

[the bossman]

x the bossman
was here to bear witness to the GOAT thread in the history of thecoli



EDIT: just realized this shyt is on the verge of 200 pages in just over 1 week.

 

[69 others]

who got their water from mollywaterco yet? post some pics.
knew this joker @thenigerian was just out there trying to stunt. dude cared more about trying to live the lifestyle of a successful business owner than actually trying to build a successful business. @MollyWaterCo for executing a plan.

 

[Jigg]

can one of yall oldheads expound on this chicken scraps thing from back in the day yall keep bringing up

It keeps getting brought up in here and in all the other Nigerian slander threads and I wanna know

 

[num123]

can one of yall oldheads expound on this chicken scraps thing from back in the day yall keep bringing up

It keeps getting brought up in here and in all the other Nigerian slander threads and I wanna know

Memory is a little hazy, but i believe it was when he said he was eating leftover chicken from a group of white people without asking, one of them called him a nikka but he kept eating. Someone correct me if im wrong.

 

[All Women Are Queens]

whose kid did he use?

 

[Jamal514]

Memory is a little hazy, but i believe it was when he said he was eating leftover chicken from a group of white people without asking, one of them called him a nikka but he kept eating. Someone correct me if im wrong.

I remember reading that the girl started hitting him and throwing the wings at him too and he rushed out of the restaurant with wing sauce still smeared all over his face

 

[Arris]

What have yall been talking about for 100 pages I stopped at 80 something