MenOfTheColi: (TMI) When You Poop, Do You Put Your...

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:merchant: at all these dikk gymnastics.

For the spoiler, unless I had prep time and knew it was going down, you getting this "dirty" dikk. :pachaha:

What about anal OP? :patrice:

Cause anal makes this convo null and void.
 

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dude with lil dikks dont have that prob:mjlol:




to answer the question

u have to have ya dikk in
because you never know if u might piss a lil when you shyt
so what u gone do?
piss outside and have it run down to your pants and shoes:scust:



yo p*ssy hovers over when you shyt
so it is no diff

if u that worried bout germs u fukked
cause u brush your teeth with a tooth brush covered in fecal matter

if your toilet is in the same room as your bathroom sink you gone have minute fecal matter everywhere
She asking questions I used to ask hoes in middle school.

How do you sleep on your titties? Does it hurt?

shyt so blatantly stupid when you think about it.
 

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Actually, I've heard this conversation quite a few times amongst women. We don't know how y'all work. Asking a male we know in real life is waaaay too awkward.

I'd also like to know how y'all hide boners.
Also, what's a sure fire way to get a man to spend money on you?

These are things only a man would know.

:yeshrug:
We can tell by the way y'all post on LSA that y'all don't know how men work
 

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Do You Put Your Penis Inside Of The Toilet When You Poop?Even In Public Toilets?

That's kinda very gross. I would hate to have my vagina inside of a toilet like that. All those germs and bacteria. :gag:

I remember someone told me that their brother puts on a condom everytime he poops so his dck won't touch the toilet. I would do the same if I had one. I think she also said he has ocd.

I have another tmi question in the spoiler. This is the real question that I wanted to ask lol
Have you ever had pooped (with your dck inside of the toilet) then had sex later on that day? Did you take a shower before? If not, that's like getting all of the toilet germs inside of her vagina. :scusthov:

I was thinking about this the other day and it made my vag uncomfortable. That's so gross. I'd probably cry if someone did that to me. I'd be so disgusted and obsessing over how I could get those toilet germs out of there. :mjcry:
At first I didn't look to see who the OP was. Then I began to read and I thought "WTF? who made such a goofy thread?" Then I looked to see who the OP was and thought "Typical :pachaha:." Lol
 

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I'd also like to know how y'all hide boners.
We don't :shaq:
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Also, what's a sure fire way to get a man to spend money on you?
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