MenOfTheColi: (TMI) When You Poop, Do You Put Your...
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:badman: Now I feel bad about answer the first question. :booklol: I can't even finish that spoiler without laughing
dude with lil dikks dont have that prob
to answer the question
u have to have ya dikk in
because you never know if u might piss a lil when you shyt
so what u gone do?
piss outside and have it run down to your pants and shoes
yo p*ssy hovers over when you shyt
so it is no diff
if u that worried bout germs u fukked
cause u brush your teeth with a tooth brush covered in fecal matter
if your toilet is in the same room as your bathroom sink you gone have minute fecal matter everywhere
to answer the question
u have to have ya dikk in
because you never know if u might piss a lil when you shyt
so what u gone do?
piss outside and have it run down to your pants and shoes
yo p*ssy hovers over when you shyt
so it is no diff
if u that worried bout germs u fukked
cause u brush your teeth with a tooth brush covered in fecal matter
if your toilet is in the same room as your bathroom sink you gone have minute fecal matter everywhere
Eww. How can you even get comfortable sitting on something so many other people sat on and that's probaly not even disinfected/cleaned properly?
I've never sat on the toilet in public. I don't even sit on it when I have to share bathrooms with people at home. I only sit on the toilet if I'm the only person who uses it.
dude with lil dikks dont have that prob
to answer the question
u have to have ya dikk in
because you never know if u might piss a lil when you shyt
so what u gone do?
piss outside and have it run down to your pants and shoes
yo p*ssy hovers over when you shyt
so it is no diff
if u that worried bout germs u fukked
cause u brush your teeth with a tooth brush covered in fecal matter
if your toilet is in the same room as your bathroom sink you gone have minute fecal matter everywhere
Not me lol
I flush the toilet with the toilet closed and I keep my tooth brush in my bedroom just b/c of that.
& it is different. It's not in there touching the toilet.
Can you asnwer the spoiler question?
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
IDK about the rest of you, but I usually urinate while I'm defecating......so yes, it goes inside of the toilet. Like other posters said, I try NOT to use public restrooms for that purpose, but if I'm out and about and it's defcon level one, I hover. Calf muscles on fleek. At work, I'll sit down only after the cleaning lady does her thing, and even still, I'm putting down layers of TP and I hold my meat back so it doesn't touch the inside.
And since I usually go in the morning, I hop in the shower right afterwards, so no, I've never blown out the wife's back after I've blown out mine.
And since I usually go in the morning, I hop in the shower right afterwards, so no, I've never blown out the wife's back after I've blown out mine.
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Not possible on long trips ...
Hardly ever had to poop in public but if I do I make sure my sausage link and eggs are mummified in napkins or paper towels as well as the throne in which I defecate. 
I'm starting to think shawty like 10 years by the questions she asks
thatdude954
All Star
You put it in the rim. It doesn't touch the water. It doesn't touch the bowl. It doesn't hit the seat unless you're hard.