MenOfTheColi: (TMI) When You Poop, Do You Put Your...

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

You put it in the rim. It doesn't touch the water. It doesn't touch the bowl. It doesn't hit the seat unless you're hard.

Speak for yourself.

But nah anyways It's only so many places could shyt. I remember when I lived in the dorms at UNA i traded rooms and was on the football team floor. and them nikkas stank. plus the facilities looked old as fukk. i use to drive to the library and go to the floor them asian nikkas use to be studying at. shyt was clean and hardly nobody ever came in. I'd be in that bytch reading the campus newsletter and what not. as for Mcdonalds or Sonic or whatever fukk that. I'll drive to the closest library like a normal hobo.

 

[Pineal Gland]

Dipping it in that cool toilet water

 

[calixprynce]

Dipping it in that cool toilet water

 

[Athenna]

This is such an awkward conversation to have.

dude with lil dikks dont have that prob




to answer the question

u have to have ya dikk in
because you never know if u might piss a lil when you shyt
so what u gone do?
piss outside and have it run down to your pants and shoes



yo p*ssy hovers over when you shyt
so it is no diff

if u that worried bout germs u fukked
cause u brush your teeth with a tooth brush covered in fecal matter

if your toilet is in the same room as your bathroom sink you gone have minute fecal matter everywhere

Hardly ever had to poop in public but if I do I make sure my sausage link and eggs are mummified in napkins or paper towels as well as the throne in which I defecate.

I'm so childish oh my god.

 

[Texasdymond]

 

[calixprynce]

Hardly ever had to poop in public but if I do I make sure my sausage link and eggs are mummified in napkins or paper towels as well as the throne in which I defecate.

breh you a fool

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

not being able to control ya piss

Side note: I know I ain't the only one who stops pissing, steps back to see far I can aim

#TopNotchPissControl

Well dumb ass there is no such thing as controlling 2 separate bodily functions at once
So Gtfoh

There is sporadic small expelling of urine when taking a shyt.

 

[Ironman]

Who the fukk thinks about this?? What the fukk is wrong with you?? How fukking old are you? Gotta be barely in high school

 

[InDePickWest]

Who the fukk thinks about this?? What the fukk is wrong with you?? How fukking old are you? Gotta be barely in high school

Actually, I've heard this conversation quite a few times amongst women. We don't know how y'all work. Asking a male we know in real life is waaaay too awkward.

I'd also like to know how y'all hide boners.
Also, what's a sure fire way to get a man to spend money on you?

These are things only a man would know.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

buying condoms for toilet seats brehs

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I always feel like I'm breathing the germs into my lungs when someone leaves the toilet open.

Are you going to answer the other question?

To answer the other question
I don't have sex after taking a shyt
I take a shower
Unless I just don't like the hoe and don't give a fukk

 

[bangbreh]

I didn't have to read through OP but......
You are getting a condom, no doubt.
The Art Of The Brick - Pacific Science Center

 

[StretfordRed]

I try and not poo in proper public toilets

But I work at a major investment bank and we have toilets in there. If I need to dumb I have one of those paper toilet seat covers which has protection at the front so you can lean your cock on the inside. I double it up with extra toilet paper though.

 

[Barnett114]

:dafucc:

 

[Rue]