MenOfTheColi: (TMI) When You Poop, Do You Put Your...

[Arris]

if im out in public I just hover over the toilet, nothing touches

at home I plop down and usually its in with me putting light pressure at the base so my tip doesnt touch the porcelain. not that I've never had my dikk out on the seat its just a bit of a weird sensation to have it resting out on the toilet seat

 

[flea]

I wrap my dikk up in toilet paper like it's a sandwich from the deli

 

[cocoabutter27]

Ewww...ewww...ewww to this whole conversation. Are y'all really having your dikks in the same water as shyt?? Or am I mis-reading something?

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

That's effing disgusting!

I hope you're joking.

Catches your spit in my mouth then proceeds to swallow it.

 

[#1 pick]

You first

Those are stupid questions.
The question in my spoiler is the real question I wanted answered, and I doubt they were asking that in middle school. It's important b/c that's dirty and can cause infections.



I don't think so, her parents found them in the garbage and brother got scolded (and laughed at) for it. This was back when I was in hs lol.

Not really to a 12 year old boy. Think about it. As a kid, you think of women's beasts like water balloons. I know I could never sleep on water balloons.

I remember the responses after the laughter.

We just do. It don't hurt and why should it hurt.

They then asked, how do you sleep on your penis.

I was like it, it's soft but I can't sleep on it if it's hard. They started looking and after that I stopped talking.

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[#1 pick]

Ewww...ewww...ewww to this whole conversation. Are y'all really having your dikks in the same water as shyt?? Or am I mis-reading something?

Lol, our dikks don't hang in the water. You gotta have a 15 inch dikk if your dikk is that big.

What I hated was taking a shyt hard. Worse experience ever

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

Lol, our dikks don't hang in the water. You gotta have a 15 inch dikk if your dikk is that big.

What I hated was taking a shyt hard. Worse experience ever

Speak for yourself.

 

[#1 pick]

Speak for yourself.

Indeed, I never heard of dikk touching the water. It sound like a rap line.

 

[King Kreole]

Indeed, I never heard of dikk touching the water. It sound like a rap line.

 

[brother walt]

I don't have that problem im a grower

 

[Trill McClay]

I only take the Browns to the Super Bowl in my own coliseum.

 

[el_oh_el]

Its actually a good ass question. When I use the restroom at work, I wrap the shyt out that toilet seat, then put double layers in between my dikk and the toilet seat

 

[RoGethoes]

I just hang mines around my neck. Idk it just Works for me

 

[Black Barbie]

Though some of y'all's responses

 

[iBrowse]

OP is trying to expose brehs