Men Who Have Fat Stomachs..Should Be Disgusted
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Lewis Black
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Im just out here telling the gotdamn truth. We can diss the 90's kids for wearing jeans or hoodrats for wearing colored hair, but I make a thread about fat nikkas, these sherman klumps come in here like
"nikka you gay
...........*looks at stomach*..."
fukk outta here lool
"nikka you gay
...........*looks at stomach*..."fukk outta here lool
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
OP SPEAKS THE TRUTH
I recently lost about 45 lbs recently. Would have lost more, but I gained a fukk-ton of muscle. The difference in my quality of life has been extraordinary. Literally EVERYTHING has gotten better for me. Sex has gotten better, my body is a more impressive vehicle that can do more impressive feats (I box and wrestle), I don't get heartburn anymore (it was embarrassing as fukk when I did), girls treat me 9001x better, and it's even helped me professionally! After I got all my suits tailored, I got offered an internship with a great firm that PAYS after I graduate law school.
Even IF you can pull with a gut, why the fukk would you want to? Why would you want to live your life not striving to be the best you that you could possibly be? That shyt is fukkin' weak, son. Consider the following:
On a final note, you'll have a better self-image. When I look at myself in the mirror now, I see an attractive person. Someone that I would have hated out of jealousy before because I would worry that they'd steal my girlfriend or act like a dikk to everyone. I don't act badly to people, but I do have more confidence because I feel like I've worked hard to look good and take good care of myself. Taking care of myself has caused other people to take me more seriously.
Feels fukking great, man.
I recently lost about 45 lbs recently. Would have lost more, but I gained a fukk-ton of muscle. The difference in my quality of life has been extraordinary. Literally EVERYTHING has gotten better for me. Sex has gotten better, my body is a more impressive vehicle that can do more impressive feats (I box and wrestle), I don't get heartburn anymore (it was embarrassing as fukk when I did), girls treat me 9001x better, and it's even helped me professionally! After I got all my suits tailored, I got offered an internship with a great firm that PAYS after I graduate law school.
Even IF you can pull with a gut, why the fukk would you want to? Why would you want to live your life not striving to be the best you that you could possibly be? That shyt is fukkin' weak, son. Consider the following:
- Girls are just as shallow as guys, and you'll be treated better by them if you're loookin trim.
- The business world loves a slim, young, go-getter, especially if you're genuinely motivated and good at what you do.
- It's healthy. Extra body fat is bad for your joints, taxes your circulatory system, and makes you smell bad in some cases.
- What if you're in an emercency situation and need to scrap, run away from danger, escape a building, etc? Won't it be easier if you're trim and athletic?
On a final note, you'll have a better self-image. When I look at myself in the mirror now, I see an attractive person. Someone that I would have hated out of jealousy before because I would worry that they'd steal my girlfriend or act like a dikk to everyone. I don't act badly to people, but I do have more confidence because I feel like I've worked hard to look good and take good care of myself. Taking care of myself has caused other people to take me more seriously.
Feels fukking great, man.
Lewis Black
Superstar
OP SPEAKS THE TRUTH
I recently lost about 45 lbs recently. Would have lost more, but I gained a fukk-ton of muscle. The difference in my quality of life has been extraordinary. Literally EVERYTHING has gotten better for me. Sex has gotten better, my body is a more impressive vehicle that can do more impressive feats (I box and wrestle), I don't get heartburn anymore (it was embarrassing as fukk when I did), girls treat me 9001x better, and it's even helped me professionally! After I got all my suits tailored, I got offered an internship with a great firm that PAYS after I graduate law school.
Even IF you can pull with a gut, why the fukk would you want to? Why would you want to live your life not striving to be the best you that you could possibly be? That shyt is fukkin' weak, son. Consider the following:
- Girls are just as shallow as guys, and you'll be treated better by them if you're loookin trim.
- The business world loves a slim, young, go-getter, especially if you're genuinely motivated and good at what you do.
- It's healthy. Extra body fat is bad for your joints, taxes your circulatory system, and makes you smell bad in some cases.
- What if you're in an emercency situation and need to scrap, run away from danger, escape a building, etc? Won't it be easier if you're trim and athletic?
On a final note, you'll have a better self-image. When I look at myself in the mirror now, I see an attractive person. Someone that I would have hated out of jealousy before because I would worry that they'd steal my girlfriend or act like a dikk to everyone. I don't act badly to people, but I do have more confidence because I feel like I've worked hard to look good and take good care of myself. Taking care of myself has cause other people to take me more seriously.
Feels fukking great, man.
THANK YOU.
I was going wayyyy to easy on the OFFICIAL : How Not To Be Flabby Thread
This the hardcore version of that thread and yall are disgusting. Get in the gym.
Lewis Black
Superstar
dumbest post of the day
Its the truth doe breh.
Larry Holmes
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Zapp Brannigan
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Lewis Black
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Bows Jones
Pro
OP SPEAKS THE TRUTH
I recently lost about 45 lbs recently. Would have lost more, but I gained a fukk-ton of muscle. The difference in my quality of life has been extraordinary. Literally EVERYTHING has gotten better for me. Sex has gotten better, my body is a more impressive vehicle that can do more impressive feats (I box and wrestle), I don't get heartburn anymore (it was embarrassing as fukk when I did), girls treat me 9001x better, and it's even helped me professionally! After I got all my suits tailored, I got offered an internship with a great firm that PAYS after I graduate law school.
Even IF you can pull with a gut, why the fukk would you want to? Why would you want to live your life not striving to be the best you that you could possibly be? That shyt is fukkin' weak, son. Consider the following:
- Girls are just as shallow as guys, and you'll be treated better by them if you're loookin trim.
- The business world loves a slim, young, go-getter, especially if you're genuinely motivated and good at what you do.
- It's healthy. Extra body fat is bad for your joints, taxes your circulatory system, and makes you smell bad in some cases.
- What if you're in an emercency situation and need to scrap, run away from danger, escape a building, etc? Won't it be easier if you're trim and athletic?
On a final note, you'll have a better self-image. When I look at myself in the mirror now, I see an attractive person. Someone that I would have hated out of jealousy before because I would worry that they'd steal my girlfriend or act like a dikk to everyone. I don't act badly to people, but I do have more confidence because I feel like I've worked hard to look good and take good care of myself. Taking care of myself has cause other people to take me more seriously.
Feels fukking great, man.
Good shyt on all of that but I got 1 question: Why the fukk was it embarassing to have heartburn?
Field Marshall Bradley
Veteran
Be healthy for the sake of health and self preservation. It is a spuerficial world that we live in true, but it is dangerous to pass judgements based on superficialities. That is a recipe for imminent failure in matters of the heart and business.
MouseTeeth
All Star
I've actually had chicks request I get a lil beer belly cuz they think its sexy 
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
OP SPEAKS THE TRUTH
I recently lost about 45 lbs recently. Would have lost more, but I gained a fukk-ton of muscle. The difference in my quality of life has been extraordinary. Literally EVERYTHING has gotten better for me. Sex has gotten better, my body is a more impressive vehicle that can do more impressive feats (I box and wrestle), I don't get heartburn anymore (it was embarrassing as fukk when I did), girls treat me 9001x better, and it's even helped me professionally! After I got all my suits tailored, I got offered an internship with a great firm that PAYS after I graduate law school.
Even IF you can pull with a gut, why the fukk would you want to? Why would you want to live your life not striving to be the best you that you could possibly be? That shyt is fukkin' weak, son. Consider the following:
- Girls are just as shallow as guys, and you'll be treated better by them if you're loookin trim.
- The business world loves a slim, young, go-getter, especially if you're genuinely motivated and good at what you do.
- It's healthy. Extra body fat is bad for your joints, taxes your circulatory system, and makes you smell bad in some cases.
- What if you're in an emercency situation and need to scrap, run away from danger, escape a building, etc? Won't it be easier if you're trim and athletic?
On a final note, you'll have a better self-image. When I look at myself in the mirror now, I see an attractive person. Someone that I would have hated out of jealousy before because I would worry that they'd steal my girlfriend or act like a dikk to everyone. I don't act badly to people, but I do have more confidence because I feel like I've worked hard to look good and take good care of myself. Taking care of myself has cause other people to take me more seriously.
Feels fukking great, man.
Lewis Black
Superstar
I've actually had chicks request I get a lil beer belly cuz they think its sexy
Don't listen to em breh they lying. A lot of chicks want nikkas to look flabby so no other bytch can have em. bytches are intimidated by healthy men.