Married at first sight is the best reality show on TV rn

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Ok I watched the first episode


The latino dude... :mjlol: . He literally recited a poem in front of the male cast members and made everything awkward. The white girl he's matched up with might eat him alive, hope dude is not soft

The 2 Black couples seem :ehh:

The Boss Lady entrepreneur Black girl is :takedat::takedat::takedat:


The 40 year old white dude is a typical pretentious CAC :mjlol:

The half-Japanese girl is kinda cute :takedat:

I feel like all the dudes are weird this season.

  • That one dude seems soft AF
  • The old white surfer dude is a pretentious CAC. Looks like one of those “devils advocate” types
  • Asian dude is cheap AF and a mama’s boy
  • Tall dude sounds like he lives an undercover flexible lifestyle. And he’s over compensating saying women look at him as a piece of meat
  • The other black dude is a scammer
 

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I feel like all the dudes are weird this season.

  • That one dude seems soft AF
  • The old white surfer dude is a pretentious CAC. Looks like one of those “devils advocate” types
  • Asian dude is cheap AF and a mama’s boy
  • Tall dude sounds like he lives an undercover flexible lifestyle. And he’s over compensating saying women look at him as a piece of meat
  • The other black dude is a scammer


Thats too much assumptions from 1 episode :whoa:

I'm watching it regardless :mjlit:
 

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No one is surprised by this one. I think the show was stupid for setting up a guy who doesn’t have a job…. Unless he’s wealthy as fukk I don’t get that match. Then Noi seemed like she had issues. Bad match overall.
 

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I can't tell if I'm gonna like this season or not :francis:

Lindy would get on my nerves but at the same time :shaq:

Stacia :shaq: most likely to get on my nerves for different reasons
Kristen :ehh: tbd... pretty but needs ass though
Alexis :ehh: way too much makeup nice rack
Morgan :ehh: idk why her face doesn't match her body bit she not ugly either

All these dudes seem like cornballs. Somehow the coolest dude on the cast plays Dungeons & Dragons :dead:

I have no idea what kind of fukkery we get this season besides the treehugger cac and cheap Asian dude
 

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That Environmentalist CAC is a piece of work :skip:


- "Wasn't initially attracted" to his wife cause she was all dolled up with makeup and looks hollywood. Ummm its Wedding day lol
- When they were dancing he told his wife "I want to see you in sweat pants"
- Told the wife's mother that "to me money is not everything, I'm all about my passion". Mother had that :patrice::what: look lol


:dead::dead::dead:
 

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That Environmentalist CAC is a piece of work :skip:


- "Wasn't initially attracted" to his wife cause she was all dolled up with makeup and looks hollywood. Ummm its Wedding day lol
- When they were dancing he told his wife "I want to see you in sweat pants"
- Told the wife's mother that "to me money is not everything, I'm all about my passion". Mother had that :patrice::what: look lol


:dead::dead::dead:

Dude is gonna be annoying AF all season
 

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That Environmentalist CAC is a piece of work :skip:


- "Wasn't initially attracted" to his wife cause she was all dolled up with makeup and looks hollywood. Ummm its Wedding day lol
- When they were dancing he told his wife "I want to see you in sweat pants"
- Told the wife's mother that "to me money is not everything, I'm all about my passion". Mother had that :patrice::what: look lol


:dead::dead::dead:

Mitch is the fukking worse
from his fukking meltdown about the beard to negging his wife all night

how the fukk you dont expect someone to be dolled up for their wedding but you tripping over yourself when you saw her milf momma who looks like she has had work done and is all dolled up

he onne of those ppl that thinks cause he cares about the enviroment is better/simpler than others
 

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Mitch is the fukking worse
from his fukking meltdown about the beard to negging his wife all night

how the fukk you dont expect someone to be dolled up for their wedding but you tripping over yourself when you saw her milf momma who looks like she has had work done and is all dolled up

he onne of those ppl that thinks cause he cares about the enviroment is better/simpler than others
Dude had that bandaid on his head. What kind of damage did he do?

Seems like a diva to me.
 
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