Real shyt so there's some real game being spit in this thread and I'm sitting here like
The general mill chronicles is easily top 10 things I've seen on the internet.
And the other breh who made a thread about fukkin a girl with no legs by propping her up on the swings and HER uncle giving him the
That was a @AVthaPHARAOH story from the penn.
This is the one forum that left me struggling to catch my breath off of my laptop screen. Ain't no one that can convince me that the coli isn't the best forum in the whole of the internet.
In the meanwhile this other chick started spitting at me. . I was 23. She said she was 29. 
Ended up at her house that night. . fukked her while thinking of the other chick. 
She liked the kid tho. . A lot. 
Wanted us to be a couple. . I honestly did not care. . she was nice. . good job. .etc. .But I was still mentally focused on the chick I saw that night. Me and this new chick went out to the base club one night. . Had fun. . She dropped me back off at my ship in the AM. . I go to pull out my military ID and pull out hers instead. .Forgot she had given it to me at the club last night. . I looked at the age. . .This bytch was not 29. She was 39! 
We kicked it for like a few more weeks. . One day I dipped to Capn Oldies solo. . My dream girl was in there! I am not normally aggressive when meeting new women. . I just straight up started spitting game. Everything Hump and Pretty Boy taught me got put to use. . Had her laughing. . Had her giggling. . Got the number. . That night I called up the 39 year old and broke it off.
As soon as I saw her I suspected she was already fukking. . She lived in a trailer in Mayport. Damn near across the road from the club. I never even knew the trailers were back there. She had some bullshyt job and was getting no child support of course. All kinds of red flags. . But I did not know about GMB. . OR HOH. Or the perils of dating single moms. 
I did not now brehs. 
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d your ass so many times if you knew what he was talking about. 
I started thinking and re thinking it. I had a good chick! I let her go back to the wolves and she got eaten. 
One day her moms called me frantic asking if I can help! I said what?
Her sister decided to short sell her 4 bedroom house. . Along with all the possessions inside. . . . . I was 
While she was in the hospital. . She short sold the house. .ALL OF HER STUFF TOO. Sold her car. The truck I got was declared a total loss and the insurance paid the rest of the note off. But the sis sold all her shyt!! And used the money to buy herself a new house. . . and opened a FAILED used tire shop for her husband. 
I still use gifs. Have a whole library of em. 
