Married and Divorced twice before 30.

Bob Loblaw

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I feel like I just watched Million Dollar Baby after reading wife #2's story :sadcam:

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Her fam were vultures when she was in the hospital
 
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General Mills said:
That's how it went for a good bit. She would call me. . .Think we were married. She would ask when I am coming home from work and that she was cooking shrimp and grits for dinner. :mjcry: She would say she graded papers today and lil Timmy was so bad in class. :mjcry: Do I want to go with her to the flea market after church on sunday. :mjcry:

I would just play along and go with it. Then abruptly she would go OK BYE BYE and hang up. :mjcry: I looked forward to them calls. She was getting a lil better but will never be a teacher again. . . .Her moms and dad are old though. .And her dad got real sick so she had to move in with the sister who robbed her. :francis:

No lie brehs. . I take L's. . But she got it bad. :wow: Her and her sister were on MLK coming from the flea market when her sisters car hydroplaned. Car flipped over. . . . She broke both her knee caps. :wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

When I found out I was like. . What happened to her sister tho? :dame: Not a fukkin scratch!!! :snoop: She had to recover from that. . Meanwhile she would still call. . One day she called me and said she was shopping with her sister on Merrill. . . Just so happened I was on Merrill too. :jbhmm: So we met up. . She looked the same body wise. . Her eyes. . I am trying to explain it tho. . . . It was like looking into the eyes of a baby.

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The intelligence that was there before was gone. . And it showed in her speech patterns too. She talked with a slur. . . I immediately saw a problem. She still looked good body wise. She had on a lil sundress thing. . I was just hoping her crooked sister kept dudes away from her cause she would be food. :patrice:

We talked for a bit and it became very apparent that she had a crush on me. She was blushing and smiling and moving her hair. :queen::wub: I was :whoa:. . . I had love for her. . Was not in love with her. It was like being hit on by a 10 year old. Her sister was in the cut looking on like :obama:





Janet called me that night and asked me clumsily if I wanted to go out to dinner. My first reaction was of course.:ehh: Then I heard her sister in the background whispering. . . She was coaching her what to say!!:why: I was not comfortable with this at all. . :patrice: After talking with her fam. . It came down too that the sister wanted the money and benefits from being power of attorney. . But when it came down to actually taking care of her she was not with it. She knew that if we got back together I would take care of her. :francis: I called her sister and smooth cussed her out. :martin:
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I'm done. Goodbye.

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Crayola Coyote

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General Mills said:
I LOVE KIDS. Kids love me. I am a big goofball. I always wanted kids.. . But with my wife I was hesitating. . And that is one thing I stood on. I wore condoms faithfully until she got the Depo shot. .. I kept telling myself that I had to make sure this was going to be it. . That in itself should have told me there was a problem because you should not be thinking that way if that is your wife. :upsetfavre:

The problem I could not see before manifested itself soon after the honeymoon and we got into our daily routine. . She did not like to do anything other than work, church, visiting local fam. NOTHING ELSE. :leostare: This was our routine. .

Work
Come home. Eat dinner together.
Watch TV.
I play video games, she reads.
Shower
Bed/Sex

Repeat.

On Sundays, Wed, and Fridays she was at church. I would go on Sundays at first. . But quickly grew out of that. . Her Pastor just rubbed me the wrong way. After a month of the same routine I was growing stir crazy. I am not a huge clubber or a big drinker.. .But I do love to travel. Even if its just a lil trip out of the city. I plan a surprise trip to Daytona. I figured she can miss church one sunday. When she gets home from work I have her bags packed already. :jawalrus: All details planned. Got us a nice room on the ocean. Reservations at a Steak House down there. Figured the next day we can do shyt she like. Hitting the flea market, do some shopping, etc. She literally hit me with the :childplease:. Talkinbout she cant miss church sunday. Her sister is singing a solo. . I am like. . WHAT???:dwillhuh: She said no way she can go. . . I was utterly confused. . . So I said lets go see a movie.. She was :whoa::whoa:. I WAS :ohhh: WTF.

No matter what I tried she was not down for anything. . One month turned to 3. That turned to 6. etc. I was miserable.:mjcry: . I am a introvert, but I love to have FUN! Get out the house. I planned a cruise. Nope. . . Trips to Tampa or Mia. Nope :francis:. All shut down. More often than not I would be at her sisters house looking at her sisters lame as fukk husband. They tried to set us up like we were on a play date. Dude was mad corny. :comeon: In his mid thirties making 12 bucks a hour doing security. Hairline was tragically horrible. :wow:.

At the time I was working for AOL. Then they up and closed when broadband started becoming more available so I got this trill lil job at the beach. The ho's who worked there.:sadcam:. But I never strayed. After work all the ho's and some of the dudes would hit the clubs at the beach. . They would beg me! General come on!! I would be like nah.:mjcry: I was married. . I could not see going out without my wife. Since she never wanted to go nowhere I did not either. . Plus I never wanted to be the married dude in the club! :patrice:

My job offered unlimited overtime. So I basically just worked like 9am to 11 pm 6 days a week. Why go home. . Same shyt was going on there. :mjcry:
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Bruh! You dating a black women version of the movie Steel Magnolia? Holy hell! Lol
 
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