Married and Divorced twice before 30.

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She granted me the divorce. I was soooo happy! We stayed together until the very day the papers came back in the mail. Still sleeping in the same bed and all. I think we had the most amiable divorce ever. :russ: We were friends after all. Just not compatible socially AT ALL. When the papers came back I moved into a extended stay hotel and put my two weeks notice in at work. I was moving back to Pittsburgh. Ended up staying. . My breh Polo said. . Look. You are still young. . And in FLA. Why go? Just stay and we can have fun. I was like. . He got a point. :francis:

Ended up getting a apt at the beach. And focused on work and going out when I had a chance. I was clocking mad hours at work. Pulling in guap. :blessed: Me and Janet were still cool as fukk. We would talk all the time. She even told me after 5 months of us being divorced she met a dude I was happy for her. It was honestly no hard feelings. :manny: I was doing my thing too. I even hit her up a few times for her famous deviled eggs for work pot lucks. nikkas would run thru them fast as fukk. :eat: Everything was cool. . UNTIL.

I had not heard from her in over a month. One day I am home with a beer watching WWE Raw when I get a call. Its her on the caller ID.

Me - Whats up girrllll :gurl:

Janets Sister - (Screaming on me) WHY HAVENT YOU VISITED JANET IN THE HOSPITAL!?!!! YOU WAS FAMILY MOTHERfukkER!! :damn: ( and I never heard her cuss before )

Me - :whoa::whoa::whoa: What are you talking about?? Hospital? :leon:

Janets Sister - You didn't know???:what: She has been in the hospital for the past month basically in a coma. The dude she was dating almost beat her to death.

Me - :demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic::demonic: I saw fukking RED.:angry::angry:




I had love for her. She was literally one of the nicest people I had EVER met! I do not normally get angry. . Takes a lot. I wanted to murder ol boy.

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After driving for almost 2 hours. . We pull up to a . . .

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A tent revival. :why: Her church's home church is in Gainesville. . They were having a holy ghost tent revival. :snoop: I love God yall. . But I was so :pacspit: I could not get into the sprit at all. . They wanted me to get baptized with them. . I was like NO. :shaq2: I acted a ass the whole two days. Not really acting up. . But not speaking and not trying to socialize AT ALL. Meanwhile she acted like it was not a big deal. People where whispering cause I was literally sitting there during the revival like :martin:. At one point Prophet Mitchell came over and laid hands on me. Most people close their eyes and pray with him and all. I am looking him dead in his eye:birdman:. . He :whoa: and moved on to the next sucker.


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That's how it went for a good bit. She would call me. . .Think we were married. She would ask when I am coming home from work and that she was cooking shrimp and grits for dinner. :mjcry: She would say she graded papers today and lil Timmy was so bad in class. :mjcry: Do I want to go with her to the flea market after church on sunday. :mjcry:

I would just play along and go with it. Then abruptly she would go OK BYE BYE and hang up. :mjcry: I looked forward to them calls. She was getting a lil better but will never be a teacher again. . . .Her moms and dad are old though. .And her dad got real sick so she had to move in with the sister who robbed her. :francis:

No lie brehs. . I take L's. . But she got it bad. :wow: Her and her sister were on MLK coming from the flea market when her sisters car hydroplaned. Car flipped over. . . . She broke both her knee caps. :wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:

When I found out I was like. . What happened to her sister tho? :dame: Not a fukkin scratch!!! :snoop: She had to recover from that. . Meanwhile she would still call. . One day she called me and said she was shopping with her sister on Merrill. . . Just so happened I was on Merrill too. :jbhmm: So we met up. . She looked the same body wise. . Her eyes. . I am trying to explain it tho. . . . It was like looking into the eyes of a baby.

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The intelligence that was there before was gone. . And it showed in her speech patterns too. She talked with a slur. . . I immediately saw a problem. She still looked good body wise. She had on a lil sundress thing. . I was just hoping her crooked sister kept dudes away from her cause she would be food. :patrice:

We talked for a bit and it became very apparent that she had a crush on me. She was blushing and smiling and moving her hair. :queen::wub: I was :whoa:. . . I had love for her. . Was not in love with her. It was like being hit on by a 10 year old. Her sister was in the cut looking on like :obama:





Janet called me that night and asked me clumsily if I wanted to go out to dinner. My first reaction was of course.:ehh: Then I heard her sister in the background whispering. . . She was coaching her what to say!!:why: I was not comfortable with this at all. . :patrice: After talking with her fam. . It came down too that the sister wanted the money and benefits from being power of attorney. . But when it came down to actually taking care of her she was not with it. She knew that if we got back together I would take care of her. :francis: I called her sister and smooth cussed her out. :martin:
 

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I would be in jail for murder if he was not already in jail. Aside from my parents and siblings. . She showed me the most love EVER. Now she had her ways. . And we did not agree. But like I said it was never hate or anger. Just we were different. And she was literally one of the nicest people I had ever met in my life. So I KNEW she did not cause this. Hell even if she did she is not a physical threat AT ALL. :ld:


I visited her two more times and I had to stop. . It was too much brehs. . For one I was feeling hella guilty and petty as fukk!!! If we never got the divorce that I pushed for this never would have happened. :snoop: I started thinking and re thinking it. I had a good chick! I let her go back to the wolves and she got eaten. :sadbron: It took me a minute to get over that feeling to be honest. :guilty:

I would always call her fam and check in. At least 4 times a week. Me and her fam were cool. I spent so much time with them ( forced ) that they were my down south family. They told me the bad news. She def has brain damage. . Most likely will never have the mental capacity past a 11 year old. :mjcry: That is the age of the kids she was teaching. :mjcry: Her career is done. . . I was :wow:

They gave her oldest sister power of attorney for her. So she was taking care of everything. I was like cool. :ehh: One day her moms called me frantic asking if I can help! I said what?:dwillhuh: Her sister decided to short sell her 4 bedroom house. . Along with all the possessions inside. . . . . I was :dwillhuh:


Sometimes family is the cruelest brehs. :to: While she was in the hospital. . She short sold the house. .ALL OF HER STUFF TOO. Sold her car. The truck I got was declared a total loss and the insurance paid the rest of the note off. But the sis sold all her shyt!! And used the money to buy herself a new house. . . and opened a FAILED used tire shop for her husband. :mindblown:


There was literally nothing I could do. . We were no longer married. . And the house was in her name. She had it before we met.. . . Her moms was sick!!! Janet had money from the school board and disability. . But it was not a whole lot. . Her savings got eaten up too by therapy and shyt. :to: When she eventually got out of the hospital she moved in with her parents. :skip:


They took care of her. . She forgot how to cook, all kinds of shyt mane. :mjcry: I did not want to see her brehs. . It hurt too much. But. . . . . .She would call me once a month. She would think we were still married and she would call and we would chat. Its like she remembered the good times. . She did not even remember the dude AT ALL. :wow:
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