Married and Divorced twice before 30.

[Clayton Endicott]

General getting fired today

that would be just his luck too.

 

[Taharqa]

As soon as I saw the tent

 

[Colicat]

Soooo. . . We were at a stalemate. . I went from thinking it was a misunderstanding because I did not state my intentions clearly in the beginning. . To she just does not care if I am happy for real. I told her. . . Look. We are not 80 years old. We are still young. Lets do shyt together. She said ok.. .Lets go out of town next weekend. I was I started rambling off spots. . Other than going home for xmas I had been NOWHERE in a YEAR! Not even out to dinner!

She said I got this. Don't you worry. Let me plan it. I was so happy! I say when she says next sat and sunday.

We get on the road the next weekend. . I am geeked She has me drive of course. . ( She hated driving ) She is just giving directions. . She has Kirk Franklin bumping and she is in her seat. After driving for almost 2 hours. . We pull up to a . . .

A tent revival. Her church's home church is in Gainesville. . They were having a holy ghost tent revival. I love God yall. . But I was so I could not get into the sprit at all. . They wanted me to get baptized with them. . I was like NO. I acted a ass the whole two days. Not really acting up. . But not speaking and not trying to socialize AT ALL. Meanwhile she acted like it was not a big deal. People where whispering cause I was literally sitting there during the revival like . At one point Prophet Mitchell came over and laid hands on me. Most people close their eyes and pray with him and all. I am looking him dead in his eye. . He and moved on to the next sucker.

Me and her NEVER raised our voices. Just not part of either of our natures. But we had some heated conversations in regular tones the whole way home. . At this point I was truly getting disgusted.

Your ex-wife at the revival like: Youn't love God?

 

[Claudex]

She said I got this. Don't you worry. Let me plan it. I was so happy! I say when she says next sat and sunday.

We get on the road the next weekend. . I am geeked She has me drive of course. . ( She hated driving ) She is just giving directions. . She has Kirk Franklin bumping and she is in her seat. After driving for almost 2 hours. . We pull up to a . . .

A tent revival.

This heif-I mean-woman of God!

 

[General Mills]

I felt at that point that she was not caring about what I liked to do. My happiness. I am a accommodating dude. I do not mind doing for others at all. With my mate I want her to be happy and I don't keep tab of when I get mines back in general. I just figure it always comes back around some way. The way I looked at it is I did the things she liked. Which was sit in the house with her everyday for damn near a year. Go to church ( sometimes ) and visit her dusty ass family. And that was the worst. .On sat we would first go visit her brother and his wife. . .I would sit in the living room. . Then we would leave there and go visit her other brother and his fam. I would sit in the living room. . Then go visit her parents. Parents were cool. Dad was off the chain. Then go visit her sister and her kids. I would sit in the living room. Then go visit her OTHER sister. . . I did this lil family circuit for a while then stopped. . She was mad cause she liked for me to drive cause she was scared drive over bridges. When I started refusing she would get her sister to pick her up. Other than that early sat mornings she would do the yard sale circuit. . Hit up all the yard sales and buy junk. Then store it in the garage. . . I went a few times. Actually got some video games I wanted. Other than that I was not interested. But I tried!! All I wanted was for us to go out a little. Not even a bar cause I knew that was not her thing. Even just a hotel room. Aside from our honeymoon at the beach we never got a room anywhere. That lil side trip to Gainesville? We stayed with a church fam. . House smelled like mothballs and death.

So before I never told her I was unhappy. Well the start of year 2 I never shut up about it. She said lets do counseling. We went there and it came down to her compromising and she said no. We went to counseling with her crooked pastor. Even he agreed that couples should do stuff together. Then he started bragging about taking his wife to Bermuda. She told her pastor and me. No.


So my hand was forced. . I had divorce papers drawn up. I presented them to her. She said she will not sign them. She is perfectly happy in our marriage and it will work out. So that's how it went. Each month I would present the papers. . She would say no. .And we would go about our lives. Still slept in the same bed. . Same routine. .I never cheated. . But I wanted to be free. . And then she got in a bad car accident.

 

[CinnaSlim]

That pendulum swing from Ratchet hoe, to Religious Prude.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

 

[CinnaSlim]

I felt at that point that she was not caring about what I liked to do. My happiness. I am a accommodating dude. I do not mind doing for others at all. With my mate I want her to be happy and I don't keep tab of when I get mines back in general. I just figure it always comes back around some way. The way I looked at it is I did the things she liked. Which was sit in the house with her everyday for damn near a year. Go to church ( sometimes ) and visit her dusty ass family. And that was the worst. .On sat we would first go visit her brother and his wife. . .I would sit in the living room. . Then we would leave there and go visit her other brother and his fam. I would sit in the living room. . Then go visit her parents. Parents were cool. Dad was off the chain. Then go visit her sister and her kids. I would sit in the living room. Then go visit her OTHER sister. . . I did this lil family circuit for a while then stopped. . She was mad cause she liked for me to drive cause she was scared drive over bridges. When I started refusing she would get her sister to pick her up. Other than that early sat mornings she would do the yard sale circuit. . Hit up all the yard sales and buy junk. Then store it in the garage. . . I went a few times. Actually got some video games I wanted. Other than that I was not interested. But I tried!! All I wanted was for us to go out a little. Not even a bar cause I knew that was not her thing. Even just a hotel room. Aside from our honeymoon at the beach we never got a room anywhere. That lil side trip to Gainesville? We stayed with a church fam. . House smelled like mothballs and death.

So before I never told her I was unhappy. Well the start of year 2 I never shut up about it. She said lets do counseling. We went there and it came down to her compromising and she said no. We went to counseling with her crooked pastor. Even he agreed that couples should do stuff together. Then he started bragging about taking his wife to Bermuda. She told her pastor and me. No.


So my hand was forced. . I had divorce papers drawn up. I presented them to her. She said she will not sign them. She is perfectly happy in our marriage and it will work out. So that's how it went. Each month I would present the papers. . She would say no. .And we would go about our lives. Still slept in the same bed. . Same routine. .I never cheated. . But I wanted to be free. . And then she got in a bad car accident.

 

[Easy-E]

Oh, man...

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I never heard no shyt like that. What was her justifications for not going out?

 

[freetroit]

A car accident

So the world may never know why she pushed such a hard line

About going on dates with her husband

But low key

She seemed like a good wife besides the no date policy

I woulda just left her ass home alone sometimes like

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

 

[Cynic]

Finish N!GGA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

I thought he'd be finished by the time I went to lunch

 

[Methodical]

@General Mills should have his own animated series like in his avatars picture like a main character that's he's staying takes the L in his life.

Somebody should call Cartoons Network to make the offer for him