Married and Divorced twice before 30.

[General Mills]

She granted me the divorce. I was soooo happy! We stayed together until the very day the papers came back in the mail. Still sleeping in the same bed and all. I think we had the most amiable divorce ever. We were friends after all. Just not compatible socially AT ALL. When the papers came back I moved into a extended stay hotel and put my two weeks notice in at work. I was moving back to Pittsburgh. Ended up staying. . My breh Polo said. . Look. You are still young. . And in FLA. Why go? Just stay and we can have fun. I was like. . He got a point.

Ended up getting a apt at the beach. And focused on work and going out when I had a chance. I was clocking mad hours at work. Pulling in guap. Me and Janet were still cool as fukk. We would talk all the time. She even told me after 5 months of us being divorced she met a dude I was happy for her. It was honestly no hard feelings. I was doing my thing too. I even hit her up a few times for her famous deviled eggs for work pot lucks. nikkas would run thru them fast as fukk. Everything was cool. . UNTIL.

I had not heard from her in over a month. One day I am home with a beer watching WWE Raw when I get a call. Its her on the caller ID.

Me - Whats up girrllll

Janets Sister - (Screaming on me) WHY HAVENT YOU VISITED JANET IN THE HOSPITAL!?!!! YOU WAS FAMILY MOTHERfukkER!! ( and I never heard her cuss before )

Me - What are you talking about?? Hospital?

Janets Sister - You didn't know??? She has been in the hospital for the past month basically in a coma. The dude she was dating almost beat her to death.

Me - I saw fukking RED.




I had love for her. She was literally one of the nicest people I had EVER met! I do not normally get angry. . Takes a lot. I wanted to murder ol boy.

 

[Yup]

Got catchup

 

[sportscribe]

I think it was the same for her. . It just undiagnosed.

Sounds like she could have had mild agoraphobia.

 

[Gold]

She granted me the divorce. I was soooo happy! We stayed together until the very day the papers came back in the mail. Still sleeping in the same bed and all. I think we had the most amiable divorce ever. We were friends after all. Just not compatible socially AT ALL. When the papers came back I moved into a extended stay hotel and put my two weeks notice in at work. I was moving back to Pittsburgh. Ended up staying. . My breh Polo said. . Look. You are still young. . And in FLA. Why go? Just stay and we can have fun. I was like. . He got a point.

Ended up getting a apt at the beach. And focused on work and going out when I had a chance. I was clocking mad hours at work. Pulling in guap. Me and Janet were still cool as fukk. We would talk all the time. She even told me after 5 months of us being divorced she met a dude I was happy for her. It was honestly no hard feelings. I was doing my thing too. I even hit her up a few times for her famous deviled eggs for work pot lucks. nikkas would run thru them fast as fukk. Everything was cool. . UNTIL.

I had not heard from her in over a month. One day I am home with a beer watching WWE Raw when I get a call. Its her on the caller ID.

Me - Whats up girrllll

Janets Sister - (Screaming on me) WHY HAVENT YOU VISITED JANET IN THE HOSPITAL!?!!! YOU WAS FAMILY MOTHERfukkER!! ( and I never heard her cuss before )

Me - What are you talking about?? Hospital?

Janets Sister - You didn't know??? She has been in the hospital for the past month basically in a coma. The dude she was dating almost beat her to death.

Me - I saw fukking RED.




I had love for her. She was literally one of the nicest people I had EVER met! I do not normally get angry. . Takes a lot. I wanted to murder ol boy.

The drop...

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

No Words For this fukkery

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Car Accident, Divorce, Beat Into A Coma

Where Was God At To Save Her??

 

[no.]

She granted me the divorce. I was soooo happy! We stayed together until the very day the papers came back in the mail. Still sleeping in the same bed and all. I think we had the most amiable divorce ever. We were friends after all. Just not compatible socially AT ALL. When the papers came back I moved into a extended stay hotel and put my two weeks notice in at work. I was moving back to Pittsburgh. Ended up staying. . My breh Polo said. . Look. You are still young. . And in FLA. Why go? Just stay and we can have fun. I was like. . He got a point.

Ended up getting a apt at the beach. And focused on work and going out when I had a chance. I was clocking mad hours at work. Pulling in guap. Me and Janet were still cool as fukk. We would talk all the time. She even told me after 5 months of us being divorced she met a dude I was happy for her. It was honestly no hard feelings. I was doing my thing too. I even hit her up a few times for her famous deviled eggs for work pot lucks. nikkas would run thru them fast as fukk. Everything was cool. . UNTIL.

I had not heard from her in over a month. One day I am home with a beer watching WWE Raw when I get a call. Its her on the caller ID.

Me - Whats up girrllll

Janets Sister - (Screaming on me) WHY HAVENT YOU VISITED JANET IN THE HOSPITAL!?!!! YOU WAS FAMILY MOTHERfukkER!! ( and I never heard her cuss before )

Me - What are you talking about?? Hospital?

Janets Sister - You didn't know??? She has been in the hospital for the past month basically in a coma. The dude she was dating almost beat her to death.

Me - I saw fukking RED.




I had love for her. She was literally one of the nicest people I had EVER met! I do not normally get angry. . Takes a lot. I wanted to murder ol boy.

OH shyt


WAS SHE ALRIGHT? DID SHE WAKE UP????

DID THAT fukkBOY GET ARRESTED? HE BEAT HER INTO A COMA GODDAMN

 

[VegasCAC]

 

[illadope]

*turns on dragon ball z & waits*

 

[TOAD99]

She granted me the divorce. I was soooo happy! We stayed together until the very day the papers came back in the mail. Still sleeping in the same bed and all. I think we had the most amiable divorce ever. We were friends after all. Just not compatible socially AT ALL. When the papers came back I moved into a extended stay hotel and put my two weeks notice in at work. I was moving back to Pittsburgh. Ended up staying. . My breh Polo said. . Look. You are still young. . And in FLA. Why go? Just stay and we can have fun. I was like. . He got a point.

Ended up getting a apt at the beach. And focused on work and going out when I had a chance. I was clocking mad hours at work. Pulling in guap. Me and Janet were still cool as fukk. We would talk all the time. She even told me after 5 months of us being divorced she met a dude I was happy for her. It was honestly no hard feelings. I was doing my thing too. I even hit her up a few times for her famous deviled eggs for work pot lucks. nikkas would run thru them fast as fukk. Everything was cool. . UNTIL.

I had not heard from her in over a month. One day I am home with a beer watching WWE Raw when I get a call. Its her on the caller ID.

Me - Whats up girrllll

Janets Sister - (Screaming on me) WHY HAVENT YOU VISITED JANET IN THE HOSPITAL!?!!! YOU WAS FAMILY MOTHERfukkER!! ( and I never heard her cuss before )

Me - What are you talking about?? Hospital?

Janets Sister - You didn't know??? She has been in the hospital for the past month basically in a coma. The dude she was dating almost beat her to death.

Me - I saw fukking RED.




I had love for her. She was literally one of the nicest people I had EVER met! I do not normally get angry. . Takes a lot. I wanted to murder ol boy.

No way

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

She granted me the divorce. I was soooo happy! We stayed together until the very day the papers came back in the mail. Still sleeping in the same bed and all. I think we had the most amiable divorce ever. We were friends after all. Just not compatible socially AT ALL. When the papers came back I moved into a extended stay hotel and put my two weeks notice in at work. I was moving back to Pittsburgh. Ended up staying. . My breh Polo said. . Look. You are still young. . And in FLA. Why go? Just stay and we can have fun. I was like. . He got a point.

Ended up getting a apt at the beach. And focused on work and going out when I had a chance. I was clocking mad hours at work. Pulling in guap. Me and Janet were still cool as fukk. We would talk all the time. She even told me after 5 months of us being divorced she met a dude I was happy for her. It was honestly no hard feelings. I was doing my thing too. I even hit her up a few times for her famous deviled eggs for work pot lucks. nikkas would run thru them fast as fukk. Everything was cool. . UNTIL.

I had not heard from her in over a month. One day I am home with a beer watching WWE Raw when I get a call. Its her on the caller ID.

Me - Whats up girrllll

Janets Sister - (Screaming on me) WHY HAVENT YOU VISITED JANET IN THE HOSPITAL!?!!! YOU WAS FAMILY MOTHERfukkER!! ( and I never heard her cuss before )

Me - What are you talking about?? Hospital?

Janets Sister - You didn't know??? She has been in the hospital for the past month basically in a coma. The dude she was dating almost beat her to death.

Me - I saw fukking RED.




I had love for her. She was literally one of the nicest people I had EVER met! I do not normally get angry. . Takes a lot. I wanted to murder ol boy.

 

[EffedUp]

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

 

[General Mills]

I got the story from her sis. She met this dude at this Thrift shop she frequents. I guess he loved thrift shopping too. He had actually been hitting on her since we were married but she never gave him the time of day. After we got divorced she gave him a ear. After a few months he wore her down and she took to church. That was her idea of a date. He was cool that she was not rushing sex and they decided they were dating. Kinda like me and her. She told me about him like I said and she said he seems real nice and chill like you.


Sooooo. . What she did NOT know was that he was a recovering drug addict. He got hooked again and she was unaware. . He came to her house on a Fri. He was there waiting when she pulled up. She lets him in and he asked her for some money. She thought he was joking and told him boy go on. He then proceeded to beat the living shyt out of her in her kitchen. He later said he was high and he actually thought he did kill her. She was little . Like 5'3 110. He stomped her out like a grown man. Then stole whatever cash she had on her. . Stole her credit cards, sold the truck I bought for her to some drug dealers and was using the Camry to ride around in. He had been on the run for damn near a month. Tan Camry's are everywhere it seems and police could not find him. The sister thought I knew cause it was all over the news. I only really watched Flavor of Love and Wrestling if I was even home.


The sister did not have my number. What happened was the sis owned a daycare. . . The dude called the daycare. . HIGH.. . He had forgot he stomped her out and had gone by the house looking for her then called her sister asking if she was up there. The sister asked him where he was and he told her on the Eastside. . Her sister called her brothers. They both flew down there. . Found him in the Camry with a crack ho. . Beat him down!! Then called the cops. He was . In the Camry was her cell phone and my number of course was in there. That's how the sister called me.


I was I only wished I was in on that call with her brothers. Janet was still in the hospital. They were fearing brain damage. . I was I grabbed some flowers and flew down there. . They would not let me in cause visiting hours. So I came back the next morning. .



She was like Martin after Hearns gave him the beats.

And I am not even making a joke. Her head was like three times its normal size. They still had her in a induced coma. . I grabbed her hand brehs and she squeezed it and I had to leave or they would have been dragging my ass out of there. I sat in my car and cried

 

[Arris]

Sittin in this Discrete Math class reading this fuxkery like ......is this real life

kelsi?