Stop feeding her, man. Its story time
Married and Divorced twice before 30.
- Thread starter General Mills
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Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Ok. So me and Janet are living together. Everything was going good except for the fact that I knew she was conflicted about living in sin. Once we started having sex the flood gates opened and it was not going to stop. I could tell she was really into me and she unlike any chick I had ever dated. She was not looking to get anything material out of me. Well. She wanted something but it was more valuable than any material things. She wanted me forever.
I was playing coy but I could see the marriage hints she was throwing around. I really really liked her. Would I say I was wildly in love with her like she was with me?No. But I really cared for her. . . She was a beautiful woman with a beautiful soul. Honestly I was still dealing internally with my personal baggage. . After my first divorce whether I like to admit it or not I was wary. . . But with her I saw no warning signs. .
To this day I am still confused as to how I proposed.. We were in bed hugged up. . She says. .
Janet - I love you Gen! You make me so happy.
Me - Love you too hon. Glad we are together.
Janet - I would love it if we could always be together!
Me - Me too Lady J!
Janet - ()She had popped up and jumped on me) Seriously Gen????
Me - Of course. You are awesome.
Janet - OMG OMG!!! Yes Yes!
Me -( what is going on? )
I found out the next day when I get home from work and marriage plans are already in full effect. Her two sisters were at the house and they were already planning shyt. . I was. I remember I went into the Den. . Fired up Madden on my PS2. . And was playing and thinking. .
Is she the one?
I tried to list the pros and cons. . I had nothing much really in the con section. Ass could stand to be a lil plumper I guess. . She was conservative in bed but she was trying new things. . . I had no real cons. ( Later I figured out I was not asking myself the right questions. )
So I rolled with it.
Story has me entertained all day. Not only is General a great stroyteller but his use of Coli Smileys are on point!
who is yall arguin with?Stop feeding her, man. Its story time
Clayton Endicott
Superstar
Waitin' for The General Mills Chronicles takes too long, it's like waitin' on babies;
It makes me wanna slay these;
It makes me wanna slay these;
That's on OP
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Give me a lil bit brehs. Just got hit with a L in real time. 
. Was on 95 south. Heading to a Dr appt I had a 4. I'm buzzing along when BAM!
FLAT TIRE.
. It's a legit 88 out today. I'm a midnight boy so I was attracting heat. . I am on the side of the road in the grass so I don't get clipped. Get out the jack. Get the lug nuts off. Crank up the jack. Just when I'm getting ready to put the tire on the jack slips and the car is on the ground. My jack is pinned underneath the whip. 
I am a Mile from the next exit Emerson.
Was about to make a call when a brother in a tow truck pulls up.
. He pulls out his heavy duty jack and got me rolling
. Was on 95 south. Heading to a Dr appt I had a 4. I'm buzzing along when BAM!FLAT TIRE.
. It's a legit 88 out today. I'm a midnight boy so I was attracting heat. . I am on the side of the road in the grass so I don't get clipped. Get out the jack. Get the lug nuts off. Crank up the jack. Just when I'm getting ready to put the tire on the jack slips and the car is on the ground. My jack is pinned underneath the whip. I am a Mile from the next exit Emerson.
Was about to make a call when a brother in a tow truck pulls up.
. He pulls out his heavy duty jack and got me rolling 
Give me a lil bit brehs. Just got hit with a L in real time.
FLAT TIRE.
I am a Mile from the next exit Emerson.
Was about to make a call when a brother in a tow truck pulls up.
Breh... I don't even know you and I want to open a paypal account and donate something to you.
No man should have to live with this many Ls
- She dead set on a baby
- Coaxed u into the proposal
- Already had the wedding planned ahead of time
- Don't go out
- Won't miss a day of church
- Won't go on vacation
- Spends time with family if outside of church
I'm literally putting off a 10 mile run so I could read this thread. It's gonna be dark in an hour but I'm like since it's a @General Mills thread.
since it's a @General Mills thread.
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i need more 
this gonna be a legendary one for the books #GMB
slidin up in this bytch like
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
