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This nikka treat marriages like he's subscribing to a magazine or something. 
Married and Divorced twice before 30.
- Thread starter General Mills
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at you saying what 3.5 billion people want with such authority. Oh yeah, and bite me.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Ok So we were married and I was not happy overall. . But I kept convincing myself that it was for the best. I had almost everything I always wanted in a mate. She owned and kept a nice 4 bedroom home. She was CLEAN, She was a fantastic cook! Southern goodness omg 
She was the BEST cook. I ate 
well EVERY night. She was a hard worker. She loved me to death. She was perfect. . except. . She never wanted to do anything! 
It was exasperating! Sometimes I wanted to treat her to dinner. She cooks for me every night. . She would be like nah. . 
i KNOW she loved Tyler Perry. . Even though I never got the appeal of the plays I knew she loved them. He was going to be in Orlando doing one of his plays. NOPE. Shut the fukk down. I know that she loves movies. We had a crazy DVD collection. But. . I could never get her to go TO the movies. We went to one movie in the two years we were married. .
Passion of the Christ.
I just stayed my ass at work and made money. . Kinda unaware that I was unhappy. I gained mad weight.
My clear black skin was looking bad. . This lifestyle was literally sucking the years off of me. We had been married almost a year and I felt like I aged 10 years. 
BUT. . I never said I was unhappy. Totally my fault. I just figured I was tripping. . cause I know what being married to a bad person was. . And this was not it. I just continued to suck that shyt up. Everything would have stayed the same for longer if I did not go home for Xmas.
My mom took one look at me and was like what is wrong.
She was the BEST cook. I ate well EVERY night. She was a hard worker. She loved me to death. She was perfect. . except. . She never wanted to do anything! It was exasperating! Sometimes I wanted to treat her to dinner. She cooks for me every night. . She would be like nah. . i KNOW she loved Tyler Perry. . Even though I never got the appeal of the plays I knew she loved them. He was going to be in Orlando doing one of his plays. NOPE. Shut the fukk down. I know that she loves movies. We had a crazy DVD collection. But. . I could never get her to go TO the movies. We went to one movie in the two years we were married. . Passion of the Christ.
I just stayed my ass at work and made money. . Kinda unaware that I was unhappy. I gained mad weight.
My clear black skin was looking bad. . This lifestyle was literally sucking the years off of me. We had been married almost a year and I felt like I aged 10 years. BUT. . I never said I was unhappy. Totally my fault. I just figured I was tripping. . cause I know what being married to a bad person was. . And this was not it. I just continued to suck that shyt up. Everything would have stayed the same for longer if I did not go home for Xmas.
My mom took one look at me and was like what is wrong.
Get out the jack. Get the lug nuts off. Crank up the jack. Just when I'm getting ready to put the tire on the jack slips and the car is on the ground. My jack is pinned underneath the whip.
The Ls continue
International S.
"He never had the makings of a varsity athlete"
The first time I went there he called me up to the front. . .Put his paws on me and said . . Your a drunkard.I said no I am not.
He said why when I laid hands on you I see you recently so drunk that you are on the floor?
I said word? I have not had a drink in over a year.. . And I am far from a drinker. I never had my first till I was 22.
He then looked at my hands. . Said you work with your hands.. . Manual labor right. . I said no again. I work behind a keyboard.
have a seat befo' I put this glove all over your face nikka...
.I don't know why..... but I hope this isn't headed in the direction I think this heading
Rigamortus
Superstar
Ok So we were married and I was not happy overall. . But I kept convincing myself that it was for the best. I had almost everything I always wanted in a mate. She owned and kept a nice 4 bedroom home. She was CLEAN, She was a fantastic cook! Southern goodness omg
Passion of the Christ.
I just stayed my ass at work and made money. . Kinda unaware that I was unhappy. I gained mad weight.
BUT. . I never said I was unhappy. Totally my fault. I just figured I was tripping. . cause I know what being married to a bad person was. . And this was not it. I just continued to suck that shyt up. Everything would have stayed the same for longer if I did not go home for Xmas.
My mom took one look at me and was like what is wrong.
Mama Mills to the rescue again?
Gawd bless mama MillsMy mom took one look at me and was like what is wrong.
It was fixed. Now move along.
I wanna see some pics of these people. Just blur the face of cut it off.
Mama Mills is the true hero of this saga
Every time @General Mills is about to lose his momma pops up like the mother in I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
Every time @General Mills is about to lose his momma pops up like the mother in I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
Did you kill two brehs?
