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Disney is really out here fumbling the Star Wars franchise
When even the toy sells are shyt... you know they fukked up
Mark Hamill shytting on The Last Jedi for 10 minutes lol
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When even the toy sells are shyt... you know they fukked up
I'm not able to listen to his take this very minute but;
TLJ had flaws but Luke wasn't one of them...
TLJ had flaws but Luke wasn't one of them...
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Worst part of these movies is them killing off characters with zero payoffs.
Then on top of that, the person that is dead in real life, that plays the character we care about the least, they keep alive
Then on top of that, the person that is dead in real life, that plays the character we care about the least, they keep alive
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KravenMorehead™
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He shytted on transformers 
my nikka don't give not ONE fukk
my nikka don't give not ONE fukk
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
dude really mad he dead
people can be tight online all day star wars still raking in cash regardless
The force awakens was okay, The last Jedi did major numbers only because of the way TFA ended..... Luke with a slow turnaround taking off his hood while rey hands him the saber, all while the force theme music is playing (same sound we first heard when Luke looked at the binary sunset on tatooine)
But after we saw the last Jedi
Breh..
What in the entire fukk is this shyt you just posted
Did this muthafukka have a stroke or some shyt
I’m in real tears
I gotta watch this tommorrow
Lmao when you finish watch the prequel ones too if you haven’t already.
Mantis Toboggan M.D.
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The opening line of the phantom menace review gets me every time
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I didn’t even have a problem with Luke’s death...I think it was even fitting...he became like all the crazy, ineffective Jedi’s before him hiding in a swamp
But all the new characters suck...Finn is a c00n, Rey is dry and boring, and the Asian girl is annoying
The fighter pilot and the general with purple hated were the best new parts of the trilogy
So much from the new trilogy is an attempt to copy what came before
But it’s going through the motions...Disney is not good with reinventing the wheel with these franchises
With Marvel you can do by the numbers shyt because comics but Star Wars is an entirely different beast
Supposedly him broadcasting his astral projection used up too much of his lifeforce which I thought was a fukking cop out...The director decided to kill him off for no fukking reason and got a fukking ton of backlash for it... because they killed him off like a bytch... he didn't even fight!!!!
I for one wanted to see how crazy strong luke became but we never even got that starkiller shyt!!!
Breh imagine the disappointment of the fans of the Star Wars EU. You think you're finally gonna get Luke from the books only to get this bullshyt after decades of waiting for Luke to reappear like
Then this motherfukker Rian Johnson makes it so in his only fight Luke doesn't even fight back and it's not even real because it's a force ghost
The most powerful Jedi ever dies without fighting even once
And he just mangled whatever story they had for the trilogy
ig88
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Yea but with marvel, its not like they started the franchise killing captain america, making hulk a 2 min sidecharScter, and totally ignoring ironman and the. Having him sacricifice himself.... for reasons...
Luke didnt even tell those people to leave!
He committed suicide and didnt even tell his nephew he was sorry for almost slicing him in half for seeing a bad dream even tho he saved a former mass murderer. Did i mention he was a child?
It makes NO SENSE
Disney thought their success couod give them an easy win. They blindly let this woman who obviously doesnt u defstand the heart of the series, let another rip the living guts out of it to be cute.
All people wanted was luke weilding a lightsabrr kicking ass... and instead we all got a new faggy hollyweird politically correct term to defend bad movies forever aka subverting expectations.
If you see this rian johnson. Ima pop you on the lip i see you you smug fukk. Im start t yo think rian johnson is a retard whis rich cac up ringing got him here.
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For all the shyt the prequels get (and rightfully so at times), they at least had a comprehensive overarching narrative and story you could get after viewing all three. It may not have been executed WELL, but you could see how:
- The Jedi Council (Minus Qui-Gon, who was on the outs with them at the time) being exceedingly arrogant lead to Palpatine being unchecked and under the radar for a decade plus. During that time he has two apprentices, creates an entire clone army that has a kill switch command to murder every jedi in existence that he can give at a moment's notice, and slowly gains more and more political power under the guise of being a kind, mindful political ally.
- The Council's fear of Anakin and his power & potential lead to them SEVERELY fukking up how they handled him with them being heavy handed and overly cautious with him. Up to and including trying to indoctrinate him into their ways despite him being way too old by that time, seemingly stiffing his growth intentionally at times, and not teaching him the ways of The Darkside so he'll know at least what to look for to better defend himself, leaving him vulnerable to the manipulations of an extremely skilled Sith Lord.
- Qui-Gon Jinn's death royally fukked everything from jump, because it meant that the woefully unprepared Obi Wan (Who had only been promoted to Jedi Knight RIGHT AFTER Qui-Gon's death) would take over Anakin's training, which is the equivalent of a C+ student tutoring an A+ student. Obi Wan was constantly bytching out and and low key competing with Anakin in Movie two to establish dominance, and by the time Movie three came around had become too emotionally attached to Anakin to the point that he's blind to the path he was headed down til dude left a pile of dead younglings in the council room.
You can see how all the above factors lead to the rise of The Empire and the creation of Darth Vader, even if they didn't do a great job at explaining it on screen. With TLJ and TFA, it feels like two soft reboots that are loosely strung together that's just spinning it's wheels while they figure out where to go next. This shyt is just a money grab with no REAL plan, and it's lead to 3 shytty movies and one okay movie so far.
Movies that can evoke raw emotion such as hate can still be good. A good example of this is Juice, but that's a movie of real life pitfalls and harsh realities.
This one feels like a personal fukk you to an entire fanbase and for no real reason other than the director said so.