Man, these work from home brehs have hit the lottery.

Belize King

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I just interviewed for a “fully” remote position with a company called Arxada. They are a chemical company. The chemicals that protect our telephone poles has an 80% chance Arxada treated the wood.
:obama:
70K. The recruiter was black. She liked my military experience but wanted an excel wizard. I told her I’m not on that level but I could learn. I may double dip if offered the position. I can work two jobs at once. My current job isn’t too involving.

I can only imagine getting paid as Wifey is feeding me breakfast. I can drop the kids off on the clock. Knock down the Wife after a meeting.
:shaq:
I want to experience that remote life.
 

Belize King

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Just had herb delivered in the middle of the workday
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WFH for life
:blessed:

Sometimes I think it's too good to be true, but it is.

It is. :blessed: :wow:

I recently got a 33% raise and promotion! :pachaha:

WFH FTW! :blessed:

I have no meetings on Fridays anymore, so I just work in the park :blessed:

We?? I'm chilling in shorts and a vest in a meeting on mute with the camera off right now :ahh:

I just got my yearly review and was shocked to good such a good review for as much as I've slacked the last 2-3 years on this job. I've literally spent days just watching TV or playing PS5 and checking emails for like 30 minutes a day.

putting your mouse on a mouse tumbler so i can get a quick paid nut is next level :wow: :blessed:
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Damn. I’ve been coming in 4 days a week (when I apparently don’t have to according to my manager yesterday). And attending meetings at 7 PM on Tuesdays.

But the extremely rare time I sleep in on Friday… Internet issues in the office. I reply on Slack an hour later

:snoop:
 

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Been logged in since 730am and ain’t did shyt except day trade. :banderas:


Turned 600 into 5k over the past 3 hours on Solana and base :banderas:


Gonna wake up on Monday and do the same shyt :banderas:


Hopefully them layoffs hit after Christmas so I can get that good severance pack and take a couple years off work :banderas:
 
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as long as we meet standards within a work year, we have time off at our discretion. now, ngl i have a way to go before i meet the standard for this year so it's gonna be some long days. but even then, i estimate i have another months worth of pto to clock this year :mjlol:

i think that's what they call.... work life balance :skip:

after a herculean effort of working everyday through the summer and autumn, i have now met my duties for the year in time for a 2 weeks vacation! get ready for mass shytposting :blessed:
 

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My mom's job just had a showdown between the top brass. Half of them wanted everyone back in the office full time, and the other half felt like there was no need to rock the boat. They compromised and now they have to go into the office once a week.
That's even dumber IMO. Without that requirement people could actually move away and work from anywhere meanwhile once a week is just a waste of time.
 

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My mom's job just had a showdown between the top brass. Half of them wanted everyone back in the office full time, and the other half felt like there was no need to rock the boat. They compromised and now they have to go into the office once a week.
Is this a silicon valley company?
 
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