Man, these work from home brehs have hit the lottery.

[Orange cream shake]

They made me a guardian or admin for teams and the new office, you just reminded me I have to watch all the training videos I’ve been skipping

but it’s not possible to change it for Teams. By any chance do you have permissions to install software on laptop? If so, just get this

Spoiler: Link

Mouse Jiggler (Windows)

it just moves your mouse for you randomly so you never show as inactive

I don’t have a laptop. They sent my ass home with my actual work desktop.I got both Skype and teams and of course my manager reaches out on teams. It’s cool I try the open up word and put something on my keyboard lol. I be wanting to go back to sleep every morning as soon as I login every morning but I don’t want somebody to see I’ve been away for 2 hours.

 

[YaFingerDealMe]

I would never want to work from home. That’s wayyy less interaction

 

[Saltmoney]

It's the greatest thing of all time.

My job starts at 7:00. I usually roll out of bed around 7:15, log on and masturbate till 8. Shower and groom from 8 - 8:30. Smoke weed, check stocks and emails and surf the coli from 8:30-10. Start working around 10. Take a break at 11. Lunch at 12. Do some more work from 1-2. By 2:00, anything I was going to get done that day better have gotten done because I'm unofficially off the clock by 2. I just play League of Legends and drink tequila and smoke weed till 4, then shut my laptop screen.

I love my job.

Waking up 40min before work

Sign on to Slack. Get emails and shyt done in an hour. Free for the rest of the day

I am in the office 3 days (10 mins from my crib, if that.) and I wear what the fukk I wanna wear.

I work remotely 2 days, have a flex schedule and I am stacking plenty bread.
shyt is wavy

In what career fields are y'all in?

 

[Steel]

Went on a whole vacation while wfh

Don't have to worry about oversight because i am the one who does the oversight

 

[Orange cream shake]

Been working from home for months now. While it's better because of time and money saved commuting ... I find I work MORE from home.

My job is on calls with clients all day, so it makes no difference. I will be pissed the day they call me back to the office as I will not be able to check my stocks as much. Oh, AND the fact that NONE OF US NEED TO BE IN THE OFFICE TO DO OUR DAMN JOB!!!!!

I def feel like I do more work now but that’s because I bs a lot with the kids and my husband. When I was in the office I would do all my work as soon as I got in and walk the parking lot on the phone or visit in the office for the remainder of the day.

 

[SuperNintendo Chalmers]

In what career fields are y'all in?

Workforce Development/Intermediary.

 

[SAINT]

I don’t have a laptop. They sent my ass home with my actual work desktop.I got both Skype and teams and of course my manager reaches out on teams. It’s cool I try the open up word and put something on my keyboard lol. I be wanting to go back to sleep every morning as soon as I login every morning but I don’t want somebody to see I’ve been away for 2 hours.

Lucky for you youre speaking to someone with a PhD in laziness. I’ll create a micro for you. It runs in excel, all it does it generates a send key command. So it simulates a keyboard click every certain number of minutes. I’ll have it set to 5min cause that’s what teams uses I think. Give me a few to get some work done () and I’ll pm it to you. All you would have to do is run that in the morning and you’re all set.

 

[Orange cream shake]

No...we haven't.

For years, I've wanted to do this and I hate it. It lowkey feels like you're working all day.

Maybe because my job has me on the phone 90% of the day. Maybe if there wasn't a lockdown on top of it. But, this shyt got old quick.

My husband is on the phone about 70% of the day but he’s been wfh for several years. Now he has company.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

So since the lockdown, most of our office people have been working from home and today one of them dropped in at work which we got us talking and I’m not gonna lie, shyt had me heated.

He starts work at 9am, but gets out of bed at around 8:30am, has a quick breakfast before working. Meanwhile since my commute is 1 and a half hours, I get up at 5:45am, shower, breakfast and leave the house in the dark rainy weather

On top of all this, this shyt is like a pay rise for these folks cos I spend thousands a year on public transportation, food at work, clothes etc, whilst they pretty much save all their money on that shyt whilst earning the same money. This is some bullshyt


Not gonna lie, shyt has me looking at other career options where I can also wfh cos these nikkas really have it made.

I been working from home since April and it's glorious. I'm not gonna even lie. If I don't have a morning mtg, sometimes I don't even wake up till 10. In my defense I stay up working till like 3 am tho.

I'm saving all kinds of money on gas right now.

This is... wonderful. I must admit

 

[feelosofer]

Not going to lie, I have all employees work from home and productivity is still 85% of what it is in the office and that suits me fine. I got a nice little flow in the office. Start at 4:30 AM to make the international calls, until 6. Make the morning meeting call, at 8, bullshyt until 12, productivity check at 1:30 done at 3.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Waking up 40min before work

Sign on to Slack. Get emails and shyt done in an hour. Free for the rest of the day

There's been a couple times when I had a mtg and I set my alarm to go off 5 min before the mtg starts.

Roll over rub the crust out my eyes, talk to myself for a few min to get the croak out my voice, pee and get on the phone


I need to stop this. I keep going like this and when everything does open up again, imma have a culture shock like


Developing all these bad habits in quarantine

 

[Saltmoney]

Workforce Development/Intermediary.

How do you end up in fields like this?

I'm curious to hear how people end up in positions that aren't "widely advertised". Is it kind of a segment of human resources?

 

[BlackBall]

I wake up at 8am, sign into Skype, then sleep until like noon then I begin work after

Ps4 from 9-12 then check email and back to PS4 or whatever I feel like doing

 

[Lifejennings]

What jobs do y'all have that you can just take naps? I work from home, but they put us to WORK.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Been doing this since 2000!