Man, these work from home brehs have hit the lottery.

[Roid Jones]

Used to work from home only on Friday's now it's every day the savings I have made

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

It's the greatest thing of all time.

My job starts at 7:00. I usually roll out of bed around 7:15, log on and masturbate till 8. Shower and groom from 8 - 8:30. Smoke weed, check stocks and emails and surf the coli from 8:30-10. Start working around 10. Take a break at 11. Lunch at 12. Do some more work from 1-2. By 2:00, anything I was going to get done that day better have gotten done because I'm unofficially off the clock by 2. I just play League of Legends and drink tequila and smoke weed till 4, then shut my laptop screen.

I love my job.

 

[Serious]

Just got notified that we won’t return until January 2021

Its kind of inferred that there’s no return to the office until spring 2021

 

[Sterling Archer]

These are the people that swear up and down they deserve more than what they are getting paid to do most times.
Never change yall.

 

[Orange cream shake]

I’m married so it’s a little different but I just ask her two questions: you got a meeting? You trying to smash?

if the answers are no and no it’s my business at that point

That’s what I imagined it would be like but the kids are here all day.

 

[Mike Nasty]

Be fortunate enough to work from home brehs, and then make threads everyday on the coli acting like you're saving humanity by staying inside brehs.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

My boy been in DR since July working his NY job from his labtop, we faced time today he living it up out there he only works 8a-2p then he enjoys paradise

 

[Conan]

What y'all know about inviting yourself to a skype meeting then sharing the screen with yourself so everyone else thinks you're presenting (automatically putting you on DO NOT DISTURB)

You swear you me

 

[Serious]

There needs to be an honest convo about beating off while having a live-in gf, because we all do it. My woman found out and got sad/upset one time. Since then I do it in secrecy


In before all the replies.

Wtf is wrong with y’all

 

[Serious]

What y'all know about inviting yourself to a skype meeting then sharing the screen with yourself so everyone else thinks you're presenting (automatically putting you on DO NOT DISTURB)

 

[Serious]

Waking up 40min before work

Sign on to Slack. Get emails and shyt done in an hour. Free for the rest of the day

The fact that this is my day more often then not

 

[MikelArteta]

Just copped a 4K monitor and a sound bar and a 1080p webcam

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

I just got a raise for “enduring a rapidly changing environment and being so accommodating while working from home”


I deserve that shyt tho, having to transition the dumbest motherfukkers into remote work. How many ways can I explain VPN and no I don’t know wtf your wifi password is at your house damn!

making more money than I ever have, working from home, saving money on food and gas, learning new hobbies.

We ain’t going back until next summer at least

life is good, summer on smash

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

I honestly don't want to go back to an office after this. fukk, I've been looking for work at the crib while working. I'm having interviews and everything, shyt I'd have to take time off for. I know that the gravy train will end but damn, this had been an amazing ride. No long ass commutes, working in pajamas or shorts with tees on. Waking up at 8:57 to log in at 9 and not do shyt till 11. GOAT year nikkas.

Update, started new job today. Same position, 15 minutes from the crib, during orientation, I'll be there daily but it will go to 1 day a week in February. I have my own office so I'll be in my own room there.

 

[morris]

Update, started new job today. Same position, 15 minutes from the crib, during orientation, I'll be there daily but it will go to 1 day a week in February. I have my own office so I'll be in my own room there.

what's your position?

also is your trip to the office mandatory?