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technically peter parker is not dead. I am sure his brainwaves will come back. the only question is will peter remeber fukking aunt may. :scusthov:

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Wait.....what?
 

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It's the way they did it . He got murdered and outsmarted by doc ock then bytch made gives him the ok to keep up the goodwork? Now Doc ock is sympathetic :youngsabo: it's a horrible ending for Peter even if its temporary . It only happened because slott said he relates to ock more :beli:
Superman and cap even batman died heroically this wasn't heroic at all

Exactly.

He's been risking his life for a while and went out the most bytch made way ever. He released a bunch of villians, tried to release the lizard too, for some reason had a super hate no for Morbius which made little sense to me since Morbius helped saved the city and was in the labs trying to cure himself. He made his replacement's job harder then died like a fukking chump.

It reminds me of that Chappelle joke where he said he didn't want his 911 calls recorded because he couldn't be around to defend himself. All of us are looking at Parker and thinking, "You know Peter shyt himself before he died, right?...Saw it in the comic. Died crying like a bytch"

Parker's Spiderman was the Avengers moral compass. The only one who didn't kill and kept all of the others from killing. He was always the one stopping them from doing extra retarded shyt. I expect them to be offing villains left and right now because regardless of how good Ock claims to want to be dude just tried to fry the whole world because he was dying and wanted to take the world with him

That said, I'm pretty sure the clone is gonna come back and set everything right. They re-introduced dude during spider island for a reason. I'm done reading it because they twisted Parker into a dumbass to get to this point, but the clone is gonna save the day.
 

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Wait.....what?

doc ock was suppose to marry aunt may in one story. I assume because of her age she did not hold back the p*ssy from doc ock and he tapped that with the help of K-Y jelly and motion lotion.

But then again peter parker never fukked gwen stacy so who knows :manny:

either way he will have doc ock memories of lusting after his aunt.
 

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Exactly.

He's been risking his life for a while and went out the most bytch made way ever. He released a bunch of villians, tried to release the lizard too, for some reason had a super hate no for Morbius which made little sense to me since Morbius helped saved the city and was in the labs trying to cure himself. He made his replacement's job harder then died like a fukking chump.

It reminds me of that Chappelle joke where he said he didn't want his 911 calls recorded because he couldn't be around to defend himself. All of us are looking at Parker and thinking, "You know Peter shyt himself before he died, right?...Saw it in the comic. Died crying like a bytch"

Parker's Spiderman was the Avengers moral compass. The only one who didn't kill and kept all of the others from killing. He was always the one stopping them from doing extra retarded shyt. I expect them to be offing villains left and right now because regardless of how good Ock claims to want to be dude just tried to fry the whole world because he was dying and wanted to take the world with him

That said, I'm pretty sure the clone is gonna come back and set everything right. They re-introduced dude during spider island for a reason. I'm done reading it because they twisted Parker into a dumbass to get to this point, but the clone is gonna save the day.

your talking about Kaine?

dude got his own comic in scarlet spider. It is pretty good comic he is a bad as peter parker.
 

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technically peter parker is not dead. I am sure his brainwaves will come back. the only question is will peter remeber fukking aunt may. :scusthov:

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I know and that will be the format most Likely they use to bring him back . But despite that the actually let doc ock "kill" Peter and win :stopitslime::mindblown:
There is nothing in this scenario that makes a doc ock spidey appealing , he' killed Peter and now any women his gets with he's raping them technically sonde he's not really Peter . :umad: @calh45 the whole premise is kind of slimy when you think about it .
I said in the comic thread if they did it where ock realized the error of his ways tried to help Peter get his body back and he accepted his fate but it didn't work :ooh: and hes stuck as a even more reluctant guilt ridden spidey trying to make up for depriving the world of a hero so he strives to be a superior spidey. That premise maybe but this current one :scusthov:
 
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For characters that "stayed" dead. Did Demigoblin ever come back(as the same guy at least)?

I stopped reading regularly a while ago, I read the civil War shyt and some of One More Day and checked out completely after that.

How many times has DC killed their big 3 in the last 5 years though? Like 3 times for each one right? They have to keep bringing them back because the new people suck dikk.


Also. At some point during/before the Clone Spidey shyt we had that Red Spider who was the original PP or something, and Green Goblin was Spidey for a while too. Not all that mad at Ock being Spidey for a bit.
 

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For characters that "stayed" dead. Did Demigoblin ever come back(as the same guy at least)?

I stopped reading regularly a while ago, I read the civil War shyt and some of One More Day and checked out completely after that.

How many times has DC killed their big 3 in the last 5 years though? Like 3 times for each one right? They have to keep bringing them back because the new people suck dikk.


Also. At some point during/before the Clone Spidey shyt we had that Red Spider who was the original PP or something, and Green Goblin was Spidey for a while too. Not all that mad at Ock being Spidey for a bit.
Batman one time , superman no , wonderwoman maybe.
@Jixson no one is arguing that its that he got a very unheroic death he was pretty much murdered by ock
 
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Exactly.

He's been risking his life for a while and went out the most bytch made way ever. He released a bunch of villians, tried to release the lizard too, for some reason had a super hate no for Morbius which made little sense to me since Morbius helped saved the city and was in the labs trying to cure himself. He made his replacement's job harder then died like a fukking chump.

It reminds me of that Chappelle joke where he said he didn't want his 911 calls recorded because he couldn't be around to defend himself. All of us are looking at Parker and thinking, "You know Peter shyt himself before he died, right?...Saw it in the comic. Died crying like a bytch"

Parker's Spiderman was the Avengers moral compass. The only one who didn't kill and kept all of the others from killing. He was always the one stopping them from doing extra retarded shyt. I expect them to be offing villains left and right now because regardless of how good Ock claims to want to be dude just tried to fry the whole world because he was dying and wanted to take the world with him

That said, I'm pretty sure the clone is gonna come back and set everything right. They re-introduced dude during spider island for a reason. I'm done reading it because they twisted Parker into a dumbass to get to this point, but the clone is gonna save the day.

Wait, Parker shyt his pants? :wtf: Is nothing sacred? :why:
 

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I for one quit Spider-Man cold turkey after One More Day. I can tolerate bad storylines, but when you just say that what I've been reading on and off since I was a kid in the 80's didn't happen and blink it out of existence with a magic spell, you're disrespecting me as a reader. So I never spent another dime or even a second browsing in the store on a Spider-Man comic since.

Based on what I'm reading in this thread, I believe I made a wise choice.

To be fair, the Brand New Day stuff hasn't been bad, with some of it actually being quite good. It's when they try to throw the OMD changes in your face ("One Moment in Time") that it got really bad.

Actually, considering that I really don't have a problem with the concept of Ock being Spider-Man for a bit, the reasoning for it is a case study in why I stopped reading comics: COMICS: Dan Slott And Stephen Wacker Discuss The End Of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #700

Dan Slott:

Doc is kinda like me: He's short and schlubby.

I mean, can any of these writers write anything beyond themselves and 70s-80s fanboyism? Disgusting. And Slott's actually a pretty good writer.

Plus, you know how Marvel is: They reboot things every year. This, at the most, won't last beyond mid-2014.
 

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The one thing that is gonna end up being a big problem is Mary Jane. If she has sex with this Parker like it was looking to go down at the beginning of #700 , he's successfully gotten away with rape. It's not like some deal where a shape shifter like Mystique trys to trick Gambit or if Sinister tried to get Jean...Jean has TP and would figure it out. Mary Jane wouldn't. A horrible dynamic...I wonder how far Slott goes with it though.
 
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