Man I fukked My Back Up Something Serious At Work This Morning. First Time Ever WTF Do I Do?

[MR. SNIFLES]

Hospital.

Doctor.

Workers comp.

You lifting hams into machines my guy. Your job ain’t that precious. Get your workers comp/ benefits and start learning a skill while you recover.

YOU WILD FOR THIS.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Pick up heavy meat and jam it in, resulting in a blown out back. Brehs.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

drink some liquor and smoke weed, youll be fine

 

[Alvin]

This job pays too good enough money to be calling in and shyt I need mines. During my 10 year working career Ive only called in twice (once because of an ice storm, and second because of food poisoning. I made up for the latter though by coming in on both of my off days). Man Im pissed I fukking bent over and lifted this heavy casing for this honey ham to put in this machine man that shyt is hard to put in so I picked that up and tried to jam that shyt in there man I fukked up. Will I have to call in tonight? How long does this shyt take to subside? This is fukked up for real I work my ass off and this shyt happens.

This job pays too good enough money to be calling in and shyt I need mines. During my 10 year working career Ive only called in twice (once because of an ice storm, and second because of food poisoning. I made up for the latter though by coming in on both of my off days). Man Im pissed I fukking bent over and lifted this heavy casing for this honey ham to put in this machine man that shyt is hard to put in so I picked that up and tried to jam that shyt in there man I fukked up. Will I have to call in tonight? How long does this shyt take to subside? This is fukked up for real I work my ass off and this shyt happens.

Go to a sports medicine doctor, get pain meds and go to physical therapy

 

[Alvin]

if u just threw out ur back (and its not a serious strain or tear) u need to do stretches to activate your glutes. the back muscles have contracted and are stiffed and inflamed . glute activation uses those muscles and stretches them out.

but even after stretching you will not be at 100%. Your back will still need heat, ice, and rest to reduce the swelling. if you work in a strenuous labor environment you’re probably out for at least two days and that’s again, assuming you just threw out your back

Damn I now see why I got sciatica 3 times

 

[The BasedFather]

Be Reptile from Mortal Kombat and throw your back out lifting pork, brehs

 

[Peruvian Connect]

Get paid young nikka get paid. You in't on that shiit right? You can get a nice 6 fig settlement,

 

[Peter Popoff]

Back???

Nıgga I thought reptiles were invertebrates?

 

[jdubnyce]

Robaxacet and back to work

Spoiler

nah, for real you should file workmans comp and Ezel that shyt

 

[Reptile]

So I gotta miss 3 days before Im eligible to file workers comp. I called in though. Both jobs.

 

[kevin arnold]

Get paid young nikka get paid. You in't on that shiit right? You can get a nice 6 fig settlement,

Doesn’t work like that…especially in the state of Kansas

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Work as a gay male escort brehs