Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

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[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

I drive a Honda Fit Sport.

Im driving right now so I can't take a picture, but that is the car.

If that was the only information you had, what else would you assume about me?

Imagine having a Penis designed gear stick?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Unfortunately that car will get you zero p*ssy. Better off taking the bus than riding up anywhere with that.

Nah he got a Costa Rican baddie that basically domesticated him. He's like the Meek Mill of his relationship

 

[O.T.I.S.]

1.

2. hell fukking yeah nikka you already know lol

3.

4. With my moms, yup

5. I actually just graduated this past December with a major in Creative Writing

6. I don't fukk with Crown, but I do fukk with Henny, no chaser

7. My fam is from Shreveport, Louisiana, but I was raised in Omaha, Nebraska

8. I only smoke weed

9. My system actually has good quality, but I do need to upgrade my shyt though. I gotta get my Radiator replaced tomorrow so yeah....

I was close then...

Graduated college

 

[O.T.I.S.]

my car is better looking cosmetically but this is just to show what type of car i have.

i would like to hear the assumptions for the comedy.


art barr

Nice


But here I go....


You have a small penis

You're balding

Going through a midlife crisis

You don't use a turn signal

You bought the car for p*ssy and nostalgia

You only get p*ssy from old bytches or flabby white broads

You hang out in dive bars and pool halls

You definitely drink Henny

You make pretty decent money but not enough to get a second whip

You're single af

 

[O.T.I.S.]

My 18 yr old accord

White

Nice...

You work 2 dead end jobs

This car is your most prized possession

You aren't black

Your music playlist hasn't changed since the late 90's

You race on the weekends and usually lose

You date Asians or Hispanics

You dress like a Bboy

You stay with multiple family members

You put an aftermarket exhaust to give the impression that it's fast

If you smoke, it's only squares

Your chick does ass to mouth without hesitation

 

[Bless't]

You're white

You're a vegan

You think jogging is a substitute for leg day

A1 credit score

Your wife wears the pants in the family

When you do yoga you stare at the floor

You will vote for Hilary


I could do this all day....

 

[Bless't]

Easy work...

She definitely wears the pants in the relationship

You got to ask permission to drive her car

She makes you hand wash and detail it

On date night, she drives

She's most likely not white... Possibly Asian or mixed

She has a work hubby

She's made you cry during sex

Straight Alpha bytch but makes you feel like you're the man

You're killing it this thread. Good shyt breh.

 

[Diondon]

Yo this thread is low key great

 

[BmoreGorilla]

@O.T.I.S. tell me about myself breh. This is the exact car I drive but mine has 20% tints

 

[Bless't]

Aight... What's your race/nationality?


But without that info, I can tell you take care of your whip more than you take care of anything else

You don't own property/you rent or stay with parents

You wash this car every weekend

You have shytty credit

You work hard for what you get and keep it up... Which shows character

You fukk with multiple shallow women but mostly hoodnoogers with nothing going for them

You have a few baby mamas

You spend most your money on maintenance

The car has about 200'000 miles

18's but you keep them clean

You never share the aux cord

You don't drink because you always want to be the one driving to the club

You drive slow in the fast lanes

You use the car for status but not paid enough for a newer one

You got your own spot but let hoes squat there

You pay more attention to your whip than your chicks

You drive fast in the slow lanes

Most your furniture is from target or something similar

You work out just enough to get abs

You get your haircut every weekend

And another one.

 

[Bless't]

1.

2. hell fukking yeah nikka you already know lol

3.

4. With my moms, yup

5. I actually just graduated this past December with a major in Creative Writing

6. I don't fukk with Crown, but I do fukk with Henny, no chaser

7. My fam is from Shreveport, Louisiana, but I was raised in Omaha, Nebraska

8. I only smoke weed

9. My system actually has good quality, but I do need to upgrade my shyt though. I gotta get my Radiator replaced tomorrow so yeah....

Congrats breh.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

@O.T.I.S. tell me about myself breh. This is the exact car I drive but mine has 20% tints

You a basic nikka from the hood

You got kids that are possibly not yours

You're married and share this car

If you're not married then you drive your chick everywhere

You probably dab in weed occasionally

You work a decent job. Probably for UPS or some shyt. Possibly office work where you skate

You don't bench over 135lb

Community college educated

You're practical and realistic

You do your dirt low key

You drive slow af

 

[Mack de la Rocha]

You a basic nikka from the hood

You got kids that are possibly not yours

You're married and share this car

If you're not married then you drive your chick everywhere

You probably dab in weed occasionally

You work a decent job. Probably for UPS or some shyt. Possibly office work where you skate

You don't bench over 135lb

Community college educated

You're practical and realistic

You do your dirt low key

You drive slow af

 

[Diondon]