Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
IT IS???????
I thought it bombed??
Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $44,391,928 14.2%
+ Foreign: $267,372,758 85.8%
= Worldwide: $311,764,686
Asia loves that shyt I guess.
IT IS???????
I thought it bombed??
Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $44,391,928 14.2%
+ Foreign: $267,372,758 85.8%
= Worldwide: $311,764,686
Asia loves that shyt I guess.
Domestically.IT IS???????
I thought it bombed??
IT IS???????
I thought it bombed??
If Michael Bay made that exact same movie, it'd be a 38 on Rotten tomatoes
was fury road overrated? yeah. but michael bay couldn't make a movie as good as fury road on the best day of his life. the man is an action/explosives god, dont get me wrong. but the style, the flow, the characterization. the visuals GM chose to play up, and the easy-win onscreen gags he avoided. michael bay doesnt have an eye for that kind of subtlety. the most obvious joke/payoff is always the best for him, racial/gender/spiritual complications be damned.
that's how we end up with transformers with gold fronts. transformers with wrecking balls for testicles. robots somehow making urine jokes. and all the other fukk-shyt bay is known for. THAT'S why his version would have a 38 on Rotten Tomatoes.
by the time we got through the first act of bay's version, we would have found out one of the warboys had a tumor on his nuts (because being riddled with death-causing tumors couldnt possibly be horrible enough). and then he would have gotten hit in the nuts during the first chase. and there would have been at least 2 fart jokes in the truck max and furiosa were riding in.
was fury road overrated? yeah. but michael bay couldn't make a movie as good as fury road on the best day of his life. the man is an action/explosives god, dont get me wrong. but the style, the flow, the characterization. the visuals GM chose to play up, and the easy-win onscreen gags he avoided. michael bay doesnt have an eye for that kind of subtlety. the most obvious joke/payoff is always the best for him, racial/gender/spiritual complications be damned.
that's how we end up with transformers with gold fronts. transformers with wrecking balls for testicles. robots somehow making urine jokes. and all the other fukk-shyt bay is known for. THAT'S why his version would have a 38 on Rotten Tomatoes.
by the time we got through the first act of bay's version, we would have found out one of the warboys had a tumor on his nuts (because being riddled with death-causing tumors couldnt possibly be horrible enough). and then he would have gotten hit in the nuts during the first chase. and there would have been at least 2 fart jokes in the truck max and furiosa were riding in.
He already did. Bad Boys movies, The Rock.
This is more inspired than anything in Fury Road
Homie...I love the rock but its not as good as fury road. Michael Bay doesn't have a hold on character to make a movie that good. He builds movies around action scenes rather than letting the action scenes evolve from the story
the characterization in Fury Road is nonexistent. You only think it is because it has art-house elements, which none of Michael Bay's films do. OP hit the nail on the head.
Homie...I love the rock but its not as good as fury road. Michael Bay doesn't have a hold on character to make a movie that good. He builds movies around action scenes rather than letting the action scenes evolve from the story