LIZZO ADDRESSES RUMORS THAT SHE STAGE-DIVED AND ‘KILLED SOMEONE’

[Bob Loblaw]

Yes you are that big hippo

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

hysterical.
the internet fukked everything up.

 

[PoPimp84]

Thats her downstairs neighbor after jumping on the bed

 

[The Infamous]

She should've never responded. Her response makes it more hilarious.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[Mindfield333]

Lol people can die from head trauma by falling backwards. So she could kill someone stage diving

 

[froggle]

yoooooooooooooo, this is classic coli. I am dying

 

[Motife43]

Been a while since we had a good urban rumor about a concert. Ain’t been a good one since Lil Kim had to go to the hospital and get her stomach pump from blowing dudes on stage.

Before that Phil Collins putting the spotlight on dude he wrote “In the Air Tonight” for after seeing him watch a nikka drown

Can't forget some other urban rumors like Ciara being a man
or the Lil Bow Wow limo rumor

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Rafters off title alone

 

[SmarkMero]

 

[NatiboyB]

Yo I ain’t laughed like this in a minute

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

somebody needs to photoshop a big ass subway sandwich instead of the flute.

 

[duncanthetall]

Hell naw. I laughed so hard I started coughing. Whoever started that rumor ain’t shyt

 

[Dr. Acula]

This is the face I'd make if I saw her jump off stage towards me