LIZZO ADDRESSES RUMORS THAT SHE STAGE-DIVED AND ‘KILLED SOMEONE’

[Stone Cold Steve Autism]

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[Why-Fi]

this funny as shyt all around

 

[RubioTheCruel]

Rafters off title alone

shyt had me dying at work

 

[Max.]

 

[RehReh]

Thread of The Year

 

[ORDER_66]

The first thing that came to my mind when i read the title

 

[Originalman]

 

[Originalman]

Been a while since we had a good urban rumor about a concert. Ain’t been a good one since Lil Kim had to go to the hospital and get her stomach pump from blowing dudes on stage.

Before that Phil Collins putting the spotlight on dude he wrote “In the Air Tonight” for after seeing him watch a nikka drown

Don't forget after the lil Kim urban legend it was the one that Ciara was actually a man...

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

You finally decide to go to a lizzo concert after a long time of not seeing any live music because of the pandemic..

You get there and you see lizzo and think "damn shes bigger then I thought."

You suddenly realize she's staring directly at you while singing. Obviously you've caught her eye...

You look nervously at your phone in an attempt to act nonchalant

You look up and all you see is a elephant descending down from the heavens onto you.

 

[Bart simpson]

No one is gonna mention the half eaten donut pic on the wall?

 

[Paper Boi]

lmao never heard this one.


must be the Zoomer version of the ‘I saw Ciara say she got a sex change on Oprah’ urban legend.

 

[J Money]

Fans gonna have to move like when Shaq tried to dive into the stands. Part like the damn red sea gah dam it Lizzo jumping again!!!

 

[XannyWarbucks]

shyt sounds like those "Ciara is a man" rumors from middle school.

 

[King]