Lipstick Alley Confessions

[Medulla Oblongata]

Typical bytches. But I ain't gone lie, some of this shyt gets me hard.

 

[InDePickWest]

Why do you guys care so much? The only time we talk about you guys is if someone comes from here to troll. You nikkas do the same shyt. Women aren't angels and neither are men. Some of y'all can't be over 14. They're entertaining, yes but some of these nuggas trynna judge like they don't meet a chick and swallow the clit in the same night. Or don't have a baby momma but fukk different chicks. nikka, have several.

 

[PikaDaDon]

Alot of these are so vulgar I can't help but think that men wrote it. The internet is full of weirdos pretending to be girls.

 

[Arianne Martell]

11062 Im getting married on Friday. I've actually been holding out because I still think of you sometimes, but fukk you. My man dikk is longer and he loves me more than you do. So why not. He's a hard worker and again his dikk is bigger than yours. I'm really sick and tired of watching you be a a$$hole. I suggest you quit because it's not about you, it's about me. Since marriage certificates are free to the public. Be my guess you moron (nosy ass nikka) ... matter a fact I'll just post sum pictures so your nosy ass can see and possibly get the picture and go away.

11051
I don't recommend settling for anyone. I'm glad I don't have to. Getting the type of guy I want hasnever been hard. Once I'm incognegro I won't let my hesitations get in the way.

Also filthy disgusting dirty cruddy draws men love women who are insecure and willing to settle. Me those are the types of men I would gladly put bullets in.

11050 my love life is like a haunted house. it's filled with ghosts--disembodied spirits existing outside of my ideal man. i keep making the same mistake. even now, i'm about to hook up with a random in an effort to fill the void of loneliness and assuage my fear. i feel like i can't have who i want and have to settle. as if I don't deserve a good man who obviously loves me. i know it isn't true but it feels that way. God help me

11038 Just like I thought, you would go hang out with your boy and his girl, leave me with our son at home with no money to return home like nothing happened. Communication mofo! Then you want some ass after I've been slaving away cleaning the damn toilet, and bathtub because God forbid you do that even 1 time. I feel like a fukking maid in my own home. I love your ass but you need to be more fukking romantic to get some of this. By romance I mean pick up the damn toilet brush once in a while. I'm tired of cleaning up your shyt pun infukkintended.

 

[Arianne Martell]

11035 Now, that we are pregnant. I hope you change towards me. Your attitude, your everything. I need your love to be stronger than just doing this to me. I want that RING!

11032
I love my boyfriend, he's perfect in nearly every way - but I wish he spent more time on his appearance and hygiene. Im sitting here looking at his feet and I want to punch him in the face. Priorities I know but BLECH.

11028
I'm marrying a man I hate

He's ugly

Poor

Disabled

But he loves me

I feel like jaime married at first sight

11015 Why lie to me about seeing someone? And you had the fukking nerve to say that I need to establish myself as an adult before I could be with you. I am 18 yrs old in my 3rd yr of college and you're 26 just barely hanging on a piece o twine- don't you dare tell me I'm not establishing myself. I'm not a sloppy second and I'll never be. I hope she finds out about your sheisty ways and leaves you. I'd send her the picture of your dack that you sent me but I won't be messy. You'll get what you deserve you narcissistic pig

 

[Arianne Martell]

11009 Maybe I am too anxious, but none of the voodoo tricks worked. I tried about three: writing down his name on a piece of paper and folding it 7x horizontally, then 7x vertically, then putting it inside my shoe - it supposedly makes the person calm down, be less angry at you, be "at your feet". I tried another one with I wrote his name on a piece of paper, put inside a cup, put about 3 fingers of vinegar, and threw the contents inside the toilet uttering stuff such as "you'll stop being sour with me" or whatever. I also wrote his name on a tiny piece of paper, made a hole on a potato, stuffed the paper inside, put in a ziploc bag and hid it inside a drawer. Nothing so far. I haven't heard from him. Honestly, I hope he is dead and someone tells me, that way I won't feel like he may be with someone else right now.

10990 I guess I'll make my guilty confession too. I too am only attracted to white men. Its always been this way. I literally remember my preschool crush being white as hell with super blonde hair and blue eyes. I felt weird about it for a while because I didn't fit in with the stereotypes about IR dating in fact I don't even want to be in an ir relationship that's why I'm turning white before next year. If it wasn't possible I would just stay unmarried maybe have a secret relationship or something.

I don't want drama or to be a burden to my spouse or deal with comments and stares. Also while I don't have any general problems with white girls, they do throw hella shade when you've with a white male or have the attention of one and if course society would never believe something like that but yeah if you're decent looking and smart, expect microaggressions simply for breathing. shyt gets tiring.

Trust me I love and support black people but if even if I tried to have a romantic relationship with a black man I couldn't do it. It would literally be as hard as trying to romantically love s woman, it just would not work.

This is why I cringe and/or laugh at the IR blogs run bh black women. They care far too much about what black men think or do to not be into them. They sound more like they're just upset at their options and if they could get a Denzel or whatever they would. This is why I try to censor my discussion of men on black blogs so as to not expose the fact that I'm only attracted to white guys even on my most pro black days. I refuse to be dragged lol.

Only kind of black guy I've been with is mixed and I only let him finger me. He is a quality guy and whoever ends up with him is blessed beyond belief. He might be bi but thats a discussion for another day.

So yeah, I'm converting to white . I just want a peaceful respectful life with a great guy that I'm attracted to. I have a lot of great qualities but with high quality white guys its not that they're not attracted to great black women its that they're embarrassed and dont want the extra hassle of an IR relationship.

 

[PikaDaDon]

I'm assuming she's Haitian. My mom does the same shyt and it pisses me off that people actually believe in this stuff.

 

[King Sun]

#9721
I regret marrying my husband just to have "beautiful kids" and to prove to others interracial relationships are the new norm. 14 years later, I have gorgeous kids with 0 intellect...well, my youngest has potential. To this day, I still think about what could have been with my first love Kevin. Ran into his sister at Target on Valentine's Day...of all days...at Target, she showed me pics of him and his family vacationing in Tobago. DAMN!

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be a c00neete brehs

 

[Renkz]

I live a sick double life and if anyone who knows me found out, they would disown me. I let a rich older white man do piss and shyt play with me weekly and in exchange, he gives me $2500 a week. I've used the money to better myself and pay down my student loans but I feel so used and dirty and sick. I am literally his human toilet. He relieves himself in my mouth (pisses in my mouth then takes a dump in my mouth) and I have to hold it in for one minute and then 'wipe' him clean with my tongue. After he's satisfied then I take a shower, rinse my mouth out with disinfectant mouthwash and leave with my cash. I don't know how much more I can take though.

 

[Esco]

Some of the stories in here ...

 

[Northern Son]

I live a sick double life and if anyone who knows me found out, they would disown me. I let a rich older white man do piss and shyt play with me weekly and in exchange, he gives me $2500 a week. I've used the money to better myself and pay down my student loans but I feel so used and dirty and sick. I am literally his human toilet. He relieves himself in my mouth (pisses in my mouth then takes a dump in my mouth) and I have to hold it in for one minute and then 'wipe' him clean with my tongue. After he's satisfied then I take a shower, rinse my mouth out with disinfectant mouthwash and leave with my cash. I don't know how much more I can take though.

Holy shyt

 

[Bondye Vodou]

i dunno if that's real or if that's sum coli troll

 

[Renkz]

i dunno if that's real or if that's sum coli troll

I visited their jbo, and wouldn't be surprised if it was true

 

[MewTwo]

I visited their jbo, and wouldn't be surprised if it was true

Didn't know they had a JBO.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

everyone has a price