Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[Taadow]

"I don't need you to do nothin' for me, i'm independent."

 

[Ol’Otis]

technically women don't lie they tell half truth's

 

[At30wecashout]

"I never been on a real date before to a nice restaurant"

This one might actually be true. I've been on a lot of dates where straight common sense shyt to me was shocking to the chicks.
They really letting a lot of brehs get away with doing absolutely nothing before drawls get dropped.

 

[Aphrodite]

My phone went dead.

 

[PeridotPuss]

My phone went dead.

Add

I was sleep

 

[Ol’Otis]

Op is a good thread maker

i need to step my thread making game up

 

[Guile]

"I find it funny that..."

 

[Ohene]

i don't / barely wear makeup
i'm just really busy lately
there are no good guys anymore
i love [insert something manly like sports, rap artist, the gym etc]

 

[KOOL-AID]

"No it's actually cute. I don't care about size."

"You're handsome."

 

[Aphrodite]

"Sorry. I was with my mom."

 

[Neuromancer]

"I'm down to earth..."

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I've only been with 5 guys

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Handsome = ugly

Yea for the most part, you need to listen for a specific compliment. "I love your lips, man your eyebrows are perfect, I love your hair" are general things I hear when I'm actually in the green.

That generic shyt, just go on and take that L.

 

[Elle Driver]

"I don't usually do this"

Post yours.

That's true. Usually I'm referring to violence when I say this.

 

[Palm Tree's & Blunts]

Money don't matter to me