Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[Palm Tree's & Blunts]

Size don't matter.

 

[badtguy]

"I'm a home body I don't go out that much"

 

[Nameischosen]

"I'm alone but not lonely"

 

[Black Cobain]

"It's not you, it's me"

"I swear i'm not on my period"

"That's interesting!"

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Yea my number is.....

 

[PeridotPuss]

No men approach me

I'm lonely

these be true.....don't misread the signs. ...any woman saying this wants some consistent D

 

[Aphrodite]

I see

I fukking knew it. Fellas if they ain't calling you fine or sexy or some shyt, getting real vulgar, she just a lying piece of shyt trying to spare your feelings.

I knew Handsome was a bullshyt buzzword.

 

[SheWantTheD]

But it's reality. After a certain age, Everyman should be hip to the bs women spew.

That's what makes it even more funny

 

[DJSmooth]

Me: "Why you and your last man broke up?"

Her: "He was crazy and clingy!"

Me: "What about the one before your last man?"

Her: "He was crazy too! Idk I just seem to attract immature little boys"

Me: *She lying or this p*ssy must really be A1*

 

[Palm Tree's & Blunts]

My favorite

Dont worry about "him" were just friends

 

[SheWantTheD]

All things Ive heard and believed

me too brotha.. me too

 

[PeridotPuss]

"It's not you, it's me"

Always a lie. This means I don't want to destroy you with the actual reasons I can't get with you. It's something that will DEEPLY hurt your feelings so.....I'll blame me.

 

[Taadow]

"Look - if you just admit it, I won't be mad..."

 

[Ol’Otis]

"No it's actually cute. I don't care about size."

 

[PeridotPuss]

Op is a good thread maker