Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[SheWantTheD]

"I want to take a break"

"I can't be with you, but I will always love you"

"please forgive me, I won't do it ever again"

"You are the biggest I've ever been with"

"You are the best in bed"

 

[Ol’Otis]

thats why you cross examine women

 

[Nameischosen]

Bout upgrading hoes or taking nice women on dates?

Her hoe tendency eventually leaked out over time and she shared that p*ssy.

 

[1 other person]

Her: I had to babysit last night

Me:

 

[Rack4K]

'I haven't had sex in a long time'

'I never go out'

'I don't really want a relationship, what we have is cool'

'Im allergic to latex'

 

[Nameischosen]

"I want to take a break"

"I can't be with you, but I will always love you"

"please forgive me, I won't do it ever again"

"You are the biggest I've ever been with"

"You are the best in bed"

You breaking my heart right now fam. Flashbacks likea muthafukka.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

thats why you cross examine women

"I was sleep, I swear"

- Well why I see you post on this nikka chad page at 2:36 this afternoon?

 

[At30wecashout]

Her hoe tendency eventually leaked out over time and she shared that p*ssy.

Bingo. If the relationship ends, she will be back to netflix and chilling, serving up every hole to some malnourished Lil Reese looking cat.

You had to wait 4 dates for a kiss, though

 

[Ol’Otis]

"I was sleep, I swear"

- Well why I see you post on this nikka chad page at 2:36 this afternoon?

lmao exactly

 

[SheWantTheD]

"You will always have a special place in my heart"

"He kissed me but I pushed him away"

"No nothing else happened!"

 

[Luck]

"I haven't had sex in -insert what sounds good as a long amount of time- "

"I only messed with less than a handful of nikkas "



Believe lyin ass females brehs

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I needed that. It's been so long.

 

[How Sway?]

"I have a boyfriend"
translation: I got a nikka that i let hit from time to time

 

[Neuromancer]

Who believes anything women say?

 

[Nameischosen]

"I ain't fukk nobody on my vacation to Jamaica."