Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[Trapperman Dave]

I just had an orgasm (I just came)

Sorry to hear that

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

"Women only cheat when there's something missing in the relationship."

Yeah, like an extra dikk.

 

[Taadow]

"I want a funny guy with a good sense of humor"

Naw - you just wanna fun times with a dude who'll spend some paper on you...

 

[Kenny WRLD]

I'll be ready in 5 more minutes

 

[myBlackisGodly]

" i never check my mans phone"

 

[Taadow]

"I don't know...what do you wanna do? Whatever you pick is fine..."

3 months later...

"We always doin' stuff you wanna do...how come we never do nothing I like?"

 

[K.Dot]

Thats why those of us who don't sweat it can eat real well, cause dudes out here ain't putting in much effort. It don't have to be restaurants either. It can be a romantic chat on a park bench with a decade old goosebumps book

Long as you pick good girls, though. No upgrading hoes dating experiences. Let them keep getting the dikk and dash as penance.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I do hair."

Translation: I'm unemployed.

 

[4North1Side2]

You are the only guy I'm talking to/seeing.

You are the first guy I've talked to in months!

I haven't talked to any other guys on this dating site, they don't interest me.

I deleted my dating profile for you.

I never lie!

You are the only person that makes me laugh or happy.

(white girls) I have a big butt or phat ass.

I'm a big time freak!

 

[mrken12]

"i'm mixed with..."

 

[4North1Side2]

This is my first time being on dating app or website in a while/months!

I'm hardly on here.

He wasn't like this before I got pregnant.

Looks don't matter to me.

I'm loyal.

 

[x2y]

"I'm going out with the girls for a girls night out".
"He is just my roommate we don't see each other like that".
"I'll pay you back next week".
"I don't know, whatever you want".
"I don't like meatballs".
(when she senses you're going to leave her)
"I think I'm pregnant"

 

[Redwood]

technically women don't lie they tell half truth's

They do both.

 

[Taadow]

"Im not hungry, i dont want none"

"Just let me have like 3 of your fries..."

*eats half your fries*

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I'm pregnant (after being dumped).

I never start drama, drama follows me.

I never go out during the work week.

I don't like men because they have money.

I've only been with 2 men.

I always put my kids first.