Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[intruder]

"I'm single by choice"

 

[agpxknt]

Nah he like a brother to me

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Ive learned to never believe another word from a women's mouth again

Secret to life my friend.

Actions tell the story.

 

[intruder]

"I havent had sex in ### months/years "

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Me and my ex are just friends.
I'm sure all he wants to do is maintain a good friendship

I'm on birth control, I wont get pregnant, and I'm clean. Buss in me raw
I'll take your word for it, I love gambling with my dikk

I only hang out with guys cuz girls are catty/haters/annoying/etc.
Even tho the entire female gender has a problem with you, I'm sure its their fault

 

[badtguy]

"I'm single by choice"

"I'm just working on bettering myself right now"






Hahahahahahahahab

 

[intruder]

"i'm a strong independent woman"

 

[badtguy]

"I'm getting ready to buy a house"

Living wit mom's not paying any damn rent.

 

[badtguy]

"Ewwww those aren't my underwears, I don't know who they belong too"

 

[intruder]

"i live a drama-free life"

 

[Nemesis]

him - What's wrong?
her - nothing.

scripture.

 

[Wink Beaufield]

"I'm doin' this stripping to pay for my college"

 

[Bless't]

"I'll be ready in *insert any measurement of time here* "

 

[Born2BKing]

"Im not looking for anyone, I choose to be single"

Translation: "I'm crazy as fukk and nobody can deal with my ass"

 

[UpAndComing]

"I didn't lie, I just omitted"