Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[Dusty Bake Activate]

What kinda nasty chicks you messing with breh.

bytches be skipping showers.

 

[THOT CATALOG]

My fiance is an engineer.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

"I don't have a boyfriend"
"yeah! you can have my number"

 

[Crayola Coyote]

"My phone is dry"

"I can't find a good man"

 

[Crayola Coyote]

"Im not looking for anyone, I choose to be single"

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Many year ago one of my exes hit me with this when I called her and she was on the line with homeboy at 11pm, she hit me with this shyt. Called the phone company asap and cancelled her line. She called me from her house phone crying and shyt talkin bout why would I do such a thing. We was already on the rocks and I was feeling petty. fukk it.

That ain't petty. You did the right thing. Next you would have found dude in her room with her bobbing for apples. Women disgust with their actions.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

"I was loyal and held him down."

"You're the only man I've been with 3 months before and 3 months after so it's your baby."

 

[Serious]

That's true. Usually I'm referring to violence when I say this.

what about period sex

 

[Serious]

this is all the lame shyt @ChiefQueen says too And people wonder I side eye her

 

[red451]

 

[Serious]

I'll be ready in 5 minutes..

omfg this is the worst

 

[KeysT]

I just need to get away for a while ok? I just need to clear my head, that's all.

bytch

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I ain't into social media like that.

Is on Facebook and IG all day.

 

[KeysT]

Add in "my last boyfriend was mean to me"


Basically she's crazy and did a lot of foul shyt to drive him up the wall

From personal experience brehs don't ever fall for this sob story. They did SOMETHING to drive that nikka crazy.

 

[VicMackey415]

"You can come over but aint nothing finna happen"

"I know how to cook"

"Whats a choke stroke"

"Im not hungry, i dont want none"