Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[DJSmooth]

shorty be chillin in all her snaps talking bout she busymy nikka they dont be getting back to letting u know either most of the time.




or might just be me.

Happens to the best of us I don't even have a Snapchat so I know they be cutting up

They know better than to try me on Instagram with that shyt

Me: "You up liking photos let me come over"

Her: "I'm about to go to sleep, I got work in the morning"

Me:

 

[87 others]

"I want to take a break"

"I can't be with you, but I will always love you"

"please forgive me, I won't do it ever again"

"You are the biggest I've ever been with"

"You are the best in bed"

This


This girl be telling me this shyt all the time after I give her some mediocre ass sex.

 

[///Vega+++]

"I feel I need a lil more space"

Translation: You fukking up my dikk rotation

dayum

 

[UpAndComing]

My favorite

Dont worry about "him" were just friends

I never worry about that line. I have friends too

 

[UpAndComing]

technically women don't lie they tell half truth's

A half made house is not a house

 

[Blackout]

"Men have higher standards than women"

Like many of them don't have high standards themselves

 

[Gold]

My fiance is an engineer.

Savage

 

[Taadow]

"It's your puccy, daddy"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I'm just looking for a guy who can make me laugh.


I don't need a man to take care of me.


I don't have expensive taste

 

[skeetsinternal]

"it smell like that cause of hormonal changes"
"you must use a condom"
"p*ssy is self cleaning"
"its not me farting, its the air coming out the p*ssy cause you keep letting air in the p*ssy each time you come out"
"I dont have to meet dudes on the internet"
"I can cook and if you were my man I would cater to you every day"

 

[badtguy]

"MY hair is just alil pass my shoulders I just wear weaves cause its easier to maintain"
FOH

 

[TrillaMonsoon]

Gotta watch out for them hidden lies from women. Like when they ask you what you want to do but you better answer with what they want to do or you gonna get attitude.

Her- "What do you want to do tonight?"
Him- "I'd be down to watch a movie and order in some food."
Her- "But I wanted to go on a walk and get drinks"
Him- "THEN WHY THE fukk DIDNT YOU SAY SO!"

more fun lies: "I dont care what you do" meaning im gonna be texting and calling you every hour to make sure you aren't doing what you want to do
"I have trust issues" because I don't know how to properly judge character
"I learned from experience" Even though they reliving those mistakes multiple times
"I know who I am and what I deserve" even though their looks, likes and issues they care about change and they keep messing with the same type of dude
"I was happy when I was single" Then why were you sad when dudes stopped fukking with you after a couple weeks of fukking?

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

"Im actually really smart ,I have *(insert cert)* and i went to *(Insert college)* okay"



This is usually after you showed her how to do someting so basic for the third time like to use google maps on her new iphone and youre looking at her like wondering if shes borderline retarded

 

[全能の神]

Ive learned to never believe another word from a women's mouth again

 

[Dad]

I dont go to clubs to pick up men. I just go to dance and have a good time with my girls