Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

[jwinfield]

Also, the mechanic told Jerry to fukk himself and stole his car and jerry just sat there...

Brad Garrett is 6'9 and was clearly out of his fukking mind.

Dude was in love with Jerry's car, to the point that Jerry told him he wouldn't be his mechanic anymore. When he sped off, was Jerry supposed to do some T1000 shyt and chase after it? The mechanic was throwing JFK's golf clubs out of the car to throw those following off, he could've killed someone doing that shyt.

 

[jwinfield]

• didnt take a shyt in India
• got caught faking his height after he refused to take off his "tim-ba-lin" boots for a taller chick

He painted his Timbs black and wore them to a wedding

 

[EffedUp]

 

[kp404]

Brad Garrett is 6'9 and was clearly out of his fukking mind.

Dude was in love with Jerry's car, to the point that Jerry told him he wouldn't be his mechanic anymore. When he sped off, was Jerry supposed to do some T1000 shyt and chase after it? The mechanic was throwing JFK's golf clubs out of the car to throw those following off, he could've killed someone doing that shyt.

Call the police with a description? Do something other than sitting there until Kramer called and the chase happened...plus Seinfeld let that other dude steal his car...he called his car phone and the guy had a super casual conversation with him and told him no, I'm not bringing your car back, bytch

 

[mastermind]

He painted his Timbs black and wore them to a wedding

that shyt was so funny

 

[EffedUp]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

 

[jwinfield]

Call the police with a description? Do something other than sitting there until Kramer called and the chase happened...plus Seinfeld let that other dude steal his car...he called his car phone and the guy had a super casual conversation with him and told him no, I'm not bringing your car back, bytch

He brought the gloves back though

 

[kp404]

He brought the gloves back though

 

[ghostwriterx]

Keith Hernandez was pretty gully, called George a chucker, stood up Jerry to take out his ex and had Kramer and Neuman helping him move heavy ass furniture.

 

[ghostwriterx]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

You forgot the worst one, got locked in the bathroom with that deranged criminal.

 

[the artist known az]

Dude gave no fukks about a dress code and got promoted twice by Elaine

1B for gulliest female (Raquel Welch is 1A)

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Nah man...homie who was mad about whoever was not wearing the AIDS Walk ribbon was far more bout it.

Stole Elaines armoire too.

 

[jackswstd]

Them gay dudes were smooth with that Armoire theft. Saw that shyt on the sidewalk and were like grab an end.

 

[Costanza]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

 

[Methodical]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

You forgot to mention that George got raped by a convict at the ending of The Airport episode.