Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

[trollol]

At this entire thread

No mention of the van buren boys? Had kramer and george copping pleas

 

[Mandarin Duck]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year

More to come....

This is why George is my favorite character.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Nah son, Joe Devola is on Joker status on this show... nikka was really crazy, hell he even put on some palvarati sad clown make up and bodied some street toughs that tried to test him. Kramer STILL feels that concussion that Joe gave him when he hit him with the Hoegan Big Boot upside his head to the dome. Atop of all that he smashed Elaine and fukked up Jerry's pilot show...


Honorable mentions goes to that dude who tried to be Kramer on the pilot who stole dem raisins.

 

[DaylitoJames]

What about dude that was gonna murder Kramer at the horse track? Dude chased him through the subway and only got stopped because he ran into an undercover cop.

Why dude looks like he plays with AC/DC?

 

[ML29]

The tough gay couple had me dying every time they appeared.

 

[trollol]

Nah son, Joe Devola is on Joker status on this show... nikka was really crazy, hell he even put on some palvarati sad clown make up and bodied some street toughs that tried to test him. Kramer STILL feels that concussion that Joe gave him when he hit him with the Hoegan Big Boot upside his head to the dome. Atop of all that he smashed Elaine and fukked up Jerry's pilot show...


Honorable mentions goes to that dude who tried to be Kramer on the pilot who stole dem raisins.

That joe divola voicemail

"You put the kibosh on my show. Ill put the kibosh on you. Ive kiboshed before... And ill kibosh again"

Had jerry shook as fukk

Plus he karate kicked kramer in the head

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"You put the kibosh on my show. Ill put the kibosh on you. Ive kiboshed before... And ill kibosh again"

That shyt is hard as hell

 

[FloorGeneral]

"YO YO MA!"

 

[jwinfield]

Nah son, Joe Devola is on Joker status on this show... nikka was really crazy, hell he even put on some palvarati sad clown make up and bodied some street toughs that tried to test him. Kramer STILL feels that concussion that Joe gave him when he hit him with the Hoegan Big Boot upside his head to the dome. Atop of all that he smashed Elaine and fukked up Jerry's pilot show...

Had him speaking other languages and shyt

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Jerry's "YOU WERE WRONG JERRY, YOU WERE WRONG " ex was pretty gutta too

 

[jwinfield]

Jerry's "YOU WERE WRONG JERRY, YOU WERE WRONG " ex was pretty gutta too

Eh, I think Jerry just gave a after that though. Didn't even know who she was.

Another L for George who had the and ended up carrying all the gifts for the broad he was supposed to snap on.

 

[FloorGeneral]

Don't forget the Calzone Guy. Punked both George and Kramer...chased George out of the spot with the big wooden pizza-slider thingy, and after burning Kramer's shirt to a crisp, he straight refused to let him pay with pennies, and made him leave.

Not as noteworthy as the others, but bears mentioning.

 

[Shogun]

What about Slippery Pete, the rogue electrician that helped George transport the Frogger arcade game? Dude was Russian and had Kramer shook.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

What about Slippery Pete, the rogue electrician that helped George transport the Frogger arcade game? Dude was Russian and had Kramer shook.

The russians that gave jerry illegal cable and forced him to host a party for the fight in his apartment in season one


SPASIBO

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

There's also those Russians that made Jerry get illegal cable even though he backed out at the last minute. The broke his TV and made him pay

Edit - Damn, mentioned right before me