Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

At this entire thread

No mention of the van buren boys? Had kramer and george copping pleas

The van buren boys was the crips+bloods+gds+vls+latin kings+billderberg group+newsies+folks+illuminati combined

 

[mastermind]

They had kramer Shook....low key kramer got hemmed up and styled on A LOT

• Subway robber
• Gay duo
• Calvin klein
• Brody
• The bagel shop
• Kenny rogers roaster
• JOE DEVOLA

Dude took a lot of Ls...almost as many as george

Roger McDowell too

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Roger McDowell too

Keith Hernandez spit right on his face

 

[mastermind]

Keith Hernandez spit right on his face

nah, Roger McDowell spat in his face and they thought it was Keith Hernandez.

That diagram they had and then Jerry disproving it

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

nah, Roger McDowell spat in his face and they thought it was Keith Hernandez.

That diagram they had and then Jerry disproving it

That was one magic loogie

 

[Ohene]

There's also those Russians that made Jerry get illegal cable even though he backed out at the last minute. The broke his TV and made him pay

Edit - Damn, mentioned right before me

saw this episode a couple days ago online

 

[DaylitoJames]

Damn looking back Jerry and the gang had a rouge gallery of enemies..... SERENITY NOW

 

[DaylitoJames]

Damn I forgot about that dude Jimmy that fukked Kramer up

 

[DaylitoJames]

Elaine's dad had Jerry shooked kept calling him a faq for his pink Cam'Ron jacket

 

[kp404]

So many Ls...George got fired from his job and pretended to still work there like nothing happened..

Jerry is such a fukking cornball he couldn't get a massage from his own masseuse girlfriend

Jerry got punked all the time; he let Kramer just take all his shyt out his fridge, waste it everywhere, and not clean it up...
And of course, the Soup Nazi sonned everyone all day everyday

 

[Shogun]

The Jimmy was a baller

 

[jwinfield]

Elaine's dad had Jerry shooked kept calling him a faq for his pink Cam'Ron jacket

Made dude fukk up his suede jacket, wouldn't let him do the Will and rock the coat inside out

 

[kp404]

Made dude fukk up his suede jacket, wouldn't let him do the Will and rock the coat inside out

Yea jerry got bytched ALOT on that show; when that nikka Jack Klaupis in FL crashed the cadillac Jerry gave to his parents, he made Jerry pay money to get that shyt fixed...

Also, the mechanic told Jerry to fukk himself and stole his car and jerry just sat there...

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

There was that mafia don Jerry visited to find out if there were any houses for rent in Tuscany. Mr. Ciciao strong armed Jerry into renting a house for $1700 even though Jerry was just looking

 

[mastermind]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

• didnt take a shyt in India
• got caught faking his height after he refused to take off his "tim-ba-lin" boots for a taller chick