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In all honesty, all of you who have a story, no matter what age should be pretty embarassed at the job your parents did. Truly sad.
Let's talk about stealing
- Thread starter Boutdatlife
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seymour cake
All Star
Ya Parents dont got nothing to do with what u CHOOSE to do sucka
.. everybody got a mind of they own and make they own choices
RenAi!
Half RenAi, Half Amazin'.
It took everything in me not to laugh out loud at this at my job.
I stole the infamous Wu Tang forever issue of The Source with the big red W on the cover way back. I just stood in front of mag stand at a gas station and me and a clerk were staring at each other for like fifteen minutes until he was like 'fukk this'. And basically walked away just to let me do it.
I lost it while I was moving about five years ago or so. Since that issue played a pivotal role in my youth I ordered a new one through The Source's back catalogue
A decade ago I was working at a cookie bakery place at a mall where I was getting TOO fukking greedy.
they had a separate kiosk on the other side of the mall where I would do random shifts and the register there was basically all the teenage employees' personal bank.
Long story short I got ratted out by the other kids doing it to save their asses. They had some fat shyt bald fakkit sperm stain of a P.I. that worked for corporate run up on me and make a scene when he caught me stuffing my pocket. He interrogated me until I gave him some plausible amount of how much I stole (EASILY lied about that
) and told me that if I didn't reimburse them completely that they would file charges and cuff me up. I fronted like I would have trouble doing such just to make it seem believable, but here's the thing:Between the extra money I was gonna keep from lying and the exponentially larger amount of money I was stealing from my lucrative weekend job, I went home to my mattress with my boxspring stuffed with racks and pulled out the amount I was gonna give that rentacop failure flabby fatback scumshyt like
They already had me for theft, and they were trying to pin me for stealing seven thousand (yes, thousand) dollars worth of baked goods in a span of three months (my friends/family/family of friends/stores that were hooking me up in the mall were eating incredibly well) but it's hard to depend on EDIBLE evidence so they had to back off once I said '.......prove it!'
This is bringing back a flood of memories.
SafeForWork
Banned
Ya Parents dont got nothing to do with what u CHOOSE to do sucka
Yes they do.
RenAi!
Half RenAi, Half Amazin'.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. fukk that.
My parents are extremely proud of me. Never been to jail, building a business off of my creativity, I could go on but it ain't worth going into here.
I'm not one for justification, so to conclude my ations: the people I stole from are still millionaires. They'd still be millionaires even if I went to jail. But I didn't. You sound like a tool. Get that dikk outcha booty and go steal slim Jim.
Family Lives Matter
#FLM
I "borrowed" and old ipod nano from work like two days ago
everybody got ipods now i figured that it wont be missed...
everybody got ipods now i figured that it wont be missed...
YaThreadFloppedB!
The Patron Saint of Threads
MAN I REMEMBER I GOT CAUGHT STEALING SOME COOKIES FROM TOPS
IM GLAD HE DIDNT CHECK MY POCKETS I WAS WALKING HOME BUSTING THEM COOKIES DOWN.
I AINT NEVER STEAL AFTER THAT THO..
OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
me and my boys used to get drunk then hit Safeway and leave with like 4 30 packs, a bottle of sky (or whatever bottle didnt have that black lock on top), some chips and one of those big sub sanwiches 
cant be doing that shyt anymore though
cant be doing that shyt anymore though
beenz
Rap Guerilla
my first job was at a grocery store with no cameras, and it was regular practice for everyone to steal food and eat it in the store. I regularly took snapples, condoms, cigarettes. I didnt' even smoke, and I wasn't getting p*ssy like that back then .
some other nikkas always stole those rotisserie chickens, and one day they found a bunch of chicken bones up in the 2nd floor store room.
.some other nikkas always stole those rotisserie chickens, and one day they found a bunch of chicken bones up in the 2nd floor store room.
SlasherFreak82
Rookie
shyt...regarding grocery stores...I worked at one when I got out of high school on the overnight shift stocking shelves and everyone up to the night shift boss would grab hungry mans or hot pockets out of the freezer isles at lunch...and on some nights we would just beast behind the lunch meat counters and make HUGE ass hoagies
It was one of the best jobs i ever had....it was at night so it kept me sleeping during the day instead of running the streets, the boss used to bogard all of our weed like "I don't give a shyt if you smoke this shyt, as long as you don't stop working so you GONNA pass that shyt"
I still ended up doing some dumb late night shyt on one of my nights off and when I came out they already replaced me
It was one of the best jobs i ever had....it was at night so it kept me sleeping during the day instead of running the streets, the boss used to bogard all of our weed like "I don't give a shyt if you smoke this shyt, as long as you don't stop working so you GONNA pass that shyt
" I still ended up doing some dumb late night shyt on one of my nights off and when I came out they already replaced me
SafeForWork
Banned
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. fukk that.
My parents are extremely proud of me. Never been to jail, building a business off of my creativity, I could go on but it ain't worth going into here.
I'm not one for justification, so to conclude my ations: the people I stole from are still millionaires. They'd still be millionaires even if I went to jail. But I didn't. You sound like a tool. Get that dikk outcha booty and go steal slim Jim.
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