Brehs, I've been pitched on so many of these fukk ass MLM bullshyts that I can smell one coming from a mile away. Mostly because they been walking around all day in a hot ass suit sweating like a runaway slave looking for te Underground Railroad. But this one takes the cake.
So the guy who cuts my hair is good friends with Peerless Price (what a gay fukking name), and invited me to his house for a "meeting." So I thought it was serious because he knew I design websites and blog so I thought he was setting me up for a major win. WRONG. WRONG.
I ride out with buddy to Chateu Élan,where the ballers live, and we driving past deangelo halls house ( big as fukk) and other notable celebs, till we pull up to a mansion with a 6 car garage. So we go in and head down to his movie theatre, and this whole time I'm thinking "I'm about to score a MAJOR WIN on these fukk ass nikkas in 2012!"
Brahs, tell me why this stupid motherfukker got up there and started talking about World Ventures and how great it is and how you can travel the world for cheap, an bullshyt after bullshyt, after bullshyt. I was PISSED. that cheap b*stard didn't even offer drinks.
At the end two white guys come up and talk about "Look around, P.P. doesn't need to do this, he's living great! He's doing this because he believes in the product. I later found out that was a lie. I was so heated I didn't ask for no pictures or autographs, just said thanks and walked out. The ride home was silent as fukk...I've never wanted to swing on somebody so bad in my life.
I later found out Price was doing world ventures because he's been spending money recklessly, recently picking up a Fisker Karma. Funny enough though, the guy who took me to his house is no longer doing it. I hope they all fail.