lets be real the DMV got the best "roasters"

[princeofhaiti]

BRUH I know those kids

That's Tyrell gettin fried

Also I'm not sure how it's done in other cities but that whole cadence and ad libbing style is pure DC/MD

was it in Montgomery or pg county

 

[www.THUG.com]

The irony of me making this post a few days ago

If anyone ever said I look like Trick Daddy they'll have to catch my fade

On second thought I'm against Black on Black violence so they'll just get roasted to Bolivia

DC raised a brehette well

 

[Born2BKing]

this man is so damn funny!!!!
he brings me to tears every time

Man if you never heard the interview he did on Stern when he talked about being in the military and dropping that bomb, you sleeping. Some of the funniest shyt I ever heard.

 

[wet landscapes]

Man if you never heard the interview he did on Stern when he talked about being in the military and dropping that bomb, you sleeping. Some of the funniest shyt I ever heard.

about to go look it up now, take this rep

 

[dennis roadman]

was it in Montgomery or pg county

Hyattsville

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

Midwest got this on lock brehs...StL and Chi-Town are beasts...Even the chicks will remove your soul...

 

[who_better_than_me]

I rmember coming back from staying with my moms and i went thought a slight culture change and one of them was creasing your pants when u iron. I came back to dc on the first day school thinkin i was fresh and had the crease extra crispy and sharp and man they let me had it.

I was defending my self and holding them off but then the teacher evem started getting in

Nigguh called me to the board for a math problem and soon as i got up he said," hmm,, are getting a rotc program this year.

 

[KodeBlue]

Yet your corny ass couldnt muster what it takes to say something funny in your OP....And in fact dropped sorry ass DMV slang, that nobody else in america uses...lust like jawn and cyse, and nike boots...your best rapper is a flunkie of a cop and your best sports team is racist and your best basketball player ever got famous as a knick, or a BULL....tell me how that feels.

Who's the famous Knick and Bull?

 

[KodeBlue]

Lies breh. We don't associate with them like that

Baltimore is not part of the DMV. DMV doesn't mean all of Maryland and Virginia, it only means the DC area of those states. Melo is a BALTIMORE nikka, not any of that corny DMV shyt.

 

[KodeBlue]

Baltimore nikkaz are the funniest...no debate.

 

[How Sway?]

i had to bump this thread

dude called him a 'hell naw baby'

 

[Osmosis]

never been to the dmv

we got some bad hoes here breh

 

[Wiles]

@BrothaZay

I'd be frying nikkas all day too if they walked around looking like this

 

[kingdizzy01]

i was the lunchtable/back of the bus joanin king, nobody was fukkin wit me until them new kids from atlanta or alabama moved in next door

 

[QuavoFlow]

we got some bad hoes here breh

PG county right?

Thick lightskin hoes?

What bout Virginia and DC