I was too busy watching the Knicks game, breh. I don't know why though, we don't have anybody on the squad with handles like The Governor
The Guv was on those streets crossing zombies up making them look like slightly less athletic versions of Paul Pierce. He looked more like The Professor than The Governor. You know those bama zombies saw this dude with the eye patch thinking "This white boy ain't doing shyt against us with no depth perception"
Dude crossed that fukk nikka up and zombie dude had no other option but to fall down and act like he pulled his hamstring while the guv took it to the hole for the easy layup. The Guv was hustling those zombies like Woody Harrelson in his prime. The Governor has a 40-inch vertical, doe
All praise aside, who does he think he is tryna convince people he's a pirate?
I saw Captain Phillips and The Governor wasn't in it. Just cause you can get busy on the court doesn't make you an honorary Somalian, my dude
Something tells me he was just tryna get in that little girl's good graces to make it easier to get in her mom's guts. Not with that beard
The Guv took No Shave November way too damn far. That's why that family sent you on those GTA struggle missions. Every GTA starts with a bum ass nikka doing boring jobs to get used to the controls. Guv's first mission was putting an old man in a bed
Then he had to go find a backgammon board. He only got bronze for that mission cause no little kid nowadays is playing fukking backgammon
They could've given my dude Michael's bullet time special ability to make that old folks home mission a little easier, doe. We gon act like D'Angelo's drunk ass isn't a better chess teacher than the Guv?
I can't believe dude let himself get trapped by that single mother before she even gave up the p*ssy. After all those missions all you got was some cold SpaghettiOs and a paper bag that most likely had some mayonnaise sandwiches in it. And you're gonna let this bytch tell you "You're stuck with us?"
What happened to the Governor that use to break down the toughest 2-3 defenses with Shammgod handles? You getting shut down by triple teams now?