Lame nikka encounter

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So basically you were jealous and wanted to be the token Black for the crew. I mean you just wanted to discredit the other Black man for what? So you could be in charge and they’d look to you?

This is some next level crab in a barrel shyt
:dwillhuh:I’ll likely never see them again, and he’s still their token...
...exposing a pompous frontin ass lame is always enjoyable regardless of their race. I regret nothing.


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Who the fukk wants to go whale watching, I wouldn't have come either, and I got money.
:lolbron::lolbron::lolbron:....that shyt doesn't make sense to me. Why would you want to PAY for that shyt....why not take your ass to the beach or something? Hell, nikkaz might as well start paying to watch butterflies in the meadows during the equinox of fall and shyt...
 

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:pachaha:I had to share...
You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?



I ran into an old friend(white chick)who was part of such a group in San Diego this weekend...
Group makeup was 3 bytches 1 fat bytch 1 nikka and 2 white dudes


I watched them for a while peeping how this nikka was moving.
Everything he had on was at least one size too big, but that didn't stop him from talking loud, asserting his “dominance” over the white dudes and basically being “the man”.
This was clearly “his party”.


I waited about 20 minutes till he went to the restroom to go over and say hi.
It went exactly as expected hugs of joy from ol girl, handshakes all around. Told her fat friend her heels were sexy etc.


Then he came back... we made eye contact and I could immediately see his soul... :merchant::sadcam:

I got the next round of drinks and took control of the conversation with lots of blatant :sas2: into nowhere that landed squarely in his heart. I even through some lifelines out to see if he was gonna sit down and accept what it was, and it seemed like he was gonna accept it.

until the girl he must of been crushing on(who likely has no idea he wants her) began giving me the :takedat: face, this lame nikka who had gone completely silent got the balls to engage and size me up.

NjFhmL4.png

Keeping a straight face when he began pumping himself up was difficult cause I already knew what his life like, and knew how this was gonna go...
One of the white dudes already told me when he introduced himself he works with dude at Home Depot. He also colorfully described how shytty it was.


After some cocky remarks from him bout some dumb shyt that shouldn’t matter to a grown man filled with lots of "remembers?" and "right?" to get support.( I can’t even remember what it was) I was like
:sas1:so what do you do?


He began stumbling and came up with
“well I’m at Home Depot right now while I finish up code academy”


Homeboy who works with him was like :why:
After saying that he stared at his mai tai(what kinda man orders a mai tai at a bar) like
nfXbQKm.png



:hubie:I didn’t press him tho… that wasn't what I came over for...


Me: oh that’s cool... how’s coding coming along?
Him: Good
Me: What language you learning?
Him: HTML
Me: :patrice:
Me: Oh that's what's up, what do you wanna do? Some kind of web development?
Him: *with all the base gone from his voice* I don’t know yet
Me:
QsJEatv.png

The bytches:
tLpgCxu.png

The fat bytch:
6D9U7a9.png

The white dudes:
y8dPMaS.png


Him:
jwI0mV3.png

Young bish he crushing: :dwillhuh:what do you do?
Me: :manny:I’m a quality supervisor for Chevron


Ladies: :whoo:
Young Bish: that’s impressive :noah:what do you do exactly?



His soul:
giphy.gif


We talked about my job for a bit then I invited them all whale watching the next day.
They all showed up but him.
NjFhmL4.png


Ima start vloging my nights out. shyt is mad funny.

:mjlol:

Fam YOU the LAME:russ:
 

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:pachaha:I had to share...
You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?



I ran into an old friend(white chick)who was part of such a group in San Diego this weekend...
Group makeup was 3 bytches 1 fat bytch 1 nikka and 2 white dudes


I watched them for a while peeping how this nikka was moving.
Everything he had on was at least one size too big, but that didn't stop him from talking loud, asserting his “dominance” over the white dudes and basically being “the man”.
This was clearly “his party”.


I waited about 20 minutes till he went to the restroom to go over and say hi.
It went exactly as expected hugs of joy from ol girl, handshakes all around. Told her fat friend her heels were sexy etc.


Then he came back... we made eye contact and I could immediately see his soul... :merchant::sadcam:

I got the next round of drinks and took control of the conversation with lots of blatant :sas2: into nowhere that landed squarely in his heart. I even through some lifelines out to see if he was gonna sit down and accept what it was, and it seemed like he was gonna accept it.

until the girl he must of been crushing on(who likely has no idea he wants her) began giving me the :takedat: face, this lame nikka who had gone completely silent got the balls to engage and size me up.

NjFhmL4.png

Keeping a straight face when he began pumping himself up was difficult cause I already knew what his life like, and knew how this was gonna go...
One of the white dudes already told me when he introduced himself he works with dude at Home Depot. He also colorfully described how shytty it was.


After some cocky remarks from him bout some dumb shyt that shouldn’t matter to a grown man filled with lots of "remembers?" and "right?" to get support.( I can’t even remember what it was) I was like
:sas1:so what do you do?


He began stumbling and came up with
“well I’m at Home Depot right now while I finish up code academy”


Homeboy who works with him was like :why:
After saying that he stared at his mai tai(what kinda man orders a mai tai at a bar) like
nfXbQKm.png



:hubie:I didn’t press him tho… that wasn't what I came over for...


Me: oh that’s cool... how’s coding coming along?
Him: Good
Me: What language you learning?
Him: HTML
Me: :patrice:
Me: Oh that's what's up, what do you wanna do? Some kind of web development?
Him: *with all the base gone from his voice* I don’t know yet
Me:
QsJEatv.png

The bytches:
tLpgCxu.png

The fat bytch:
6D9U7a9.png

The white dudes:
y8dPMaS.png


Him:
jwI0mV3.png

Young bish he crushing: :dwillhuh:what do you do?
Me: :manny:I’m a quality supervisor for Chevron


Ladies: :whoo:
Young Bish: that’s impressive :noah:what do you do exactly?



His soul:
giphy.gif


We talked about my job for a bit then I invited them all whale watching the next day.
They all showed up but him.
NjFhmL4.png


Ima start vloging my nights out. shyt is mad funny.
So while this guy was out with friends, you were out alone :guilty:, and jealous of what he had so you attempted to belittle him? You lost
 

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You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?

Been a while since I've witnessed this scenario, but it's amazing to me how this exists everywhere. Usually these dudes are caricatures of Black men too. Like a buffoon pretty much.


edit post: Should mention too, typically when I've seen this scenario, the dude and the white folks with him tended to be a little slow. Not to the point of complete retardation, but a discernible yet subtle learning disability.
 

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:pachaha:I had to share...
You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?



I ran into an old friend(white chick)who was part of such a group in San Diego this weekend...
Group makeup was 3 bytches 1 fat bytch 1 nikka and 2 white dudes


I watched them for a while peeping how this nikka was moving.
Everything he had on was at least one size too big, but that didn't stop him from talking loud, asserting his “dominance” over the white dudes and basically being “the man”.
This was clearly “his party”.


I waited about 20 minutes till he went to the restroom to go over and say hi.
It went exactly as expected hugs of joy from ol girl, handshakes all around. Told her fat friend her heels were sexy etc.


Then he came back... we made eye contact and I could immediately see his soul... :merchant::sadcam:

I got the next round of drinks and took control of the conversation with lots of blatant :sas2: into nowhere that landed squarely in his heart. I even through some lifelines out to see if he was gonna sit down and accept what it was, and it seemed like he was gonna accept it.

until the girl he must of been crushing on(who likely has no idea he wants her) began giving me the :takedat: face, this lame nikka who had gone completely silent got the balls to engage and size me up.

NjFhmL4.png

Keeping a straight face when he began pumping himself up was difficult cause I already knew what his life like, and knew how this was gonna go...
One of the white dudes already told me when he introduced himself he works with dude at Home Depot. He also colorfully described how shytty it was.


After some cocky remarks from him bout some dumb shyt that shouldn’t matter to a grown man filled with lots of "remembers?" and "right?" to get support.( I can’t even remember what it was) I was like
:sas1:so what do you do?


He began stumbling and came up with
“well I’m at Home Depot right now while I finish up code academy”


Homeboy who works with him was like :why:
After saying that he stared at his mai tai(what kinda man orders a mai tai at a bar) like
nfXbQKm.png



:hubie:I didn’t press him tho… that wasn't what I came over for...


Me: oh that’s cool... how’s coding coming along?
Him: Good
Me: What language you learning?
Him: HTML
Me: :patrice:
Me: Oh that's what's up, what do you wanna do? Some kind of web development?
Him: *with all the base gone from his voice* I don’t know yet
Me:
QsJEatv.png

The bytches:
tLpgCxu.png

The fat bytch:
6D9U7a9.png

The white dudes:
y8dPMaS.png


Him:
jwI0mV3.png

Young bish he crushing: :dwillhuh:what do you do?
Me: :manny:I’m a quality supervisor for Chevron


Ladies: :whoo:
Young Bish: that’s impressive :noah:what do you do exactly?



His soul:
giphy.gif


We talked about my job for a bit then I invited them all whale watching the next day.
They all showed up but him.
NjFhmL4.png


Ima start vloging my nights out. shyt is mad funny.

I was about to dap you cause I though dude was gonna flex on you the way the story was going, but you just basically cynided ol boy in front of his Cac crew, let that man eat if he had no issues with you.

Use of emoticons are nice tho...:ehh:
 

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That's the classic token negro his habitat is away from other folks and he thrives on being the only one :blessed:

When he encounters other Black People he turns hostile like his token role is being challenged.

I know the type well. Most don't want no other nikkaz around because they c00n it up and make self deprecating jokes to entertain the cacs.
 

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I kind of relate to this experience of having to deal with overcompensating ass people, but breaking a black man down in front of cacs is kind of weak. I get the lesson you were teaching him though. Hopefully this lights a fire under him and humbled him a bit.

:pachaha:I had to share...
You ever seen a group of white people that haven’t found themselves yet and they got that one black guy who kinda runs the crew or validates them(in their mind)?



I ran into an old friend(white chick)who was part of such a group in San Diego this weekend...
Group makeup was 3 bytches 1 fat bytch 1 nikka and 2 white dudes


I watched them for a while peeping how this nikka was moving.
Everything he had on was at least one size too big, but that didn't stop him from talking loud, asserting his “dominance” over the white dudes and basically being “the man”.
This was clearly “his party”.


I waited about 20 minutes till he went to the restroom to go over and say hi.
It went exactly as expected hugs of joy from ol girl, handshakes all around. Told her fat friend her heels were sexy etc.


Then he came back... we made eye contact and I could immediately see his soul... :merchant::sadcam:

I got the next round of drinks and took control of the conversation with lots of blatant :sas2: into nowhere that landed squarely in his heart. I even through some lifelines out to see if he was gonna sit down and accept what it was, and it seemed like he was gonna accept it.

until the girl he must of been crushing on(who likely has no idea he wants her) began giving me the :takedat: face, this lame nikka who had gone completely silent got the balls to engage and size me up.

NjFhmL4.png

Keeping a straight face when he began pumping himself up was difficult cause I already knew what his life like, and knew how this was gonna go...
One of the white dudes already told me when he introduced himself he works with dude at Home Depot. He also colorfully described how shytty it was.


After some cocky remarks from him bout some dumb shyt that shouldn’t matter to a grown man filled with lots of "remembers?" and "right?" to get support.( I can’t even remember what it was) I was like
:sas1:so what do you do?


He began stumbling and came up with
“well I’m at Home Depot right now while I finish up code academy”


Homeboy who works with him was like :why:
After saying that he stared at his mai tai(what kinda man orders a mai tai at a bar) like
nfXbQKm.png



:hubie:I didn’t press him tho… that wasn't what I came over for...


Me: oh that’s cool... how’s coding coming along?
Him: Good
Me: What language you learning?
Him: HTML
Me: :patrice:
Me: Oh that's what's up, what do you wanna do? Some kind of web development?
Him: *with all the base gone from his voice* I don’t know yet
Me:
QsJEatv.png

The bytches:
tLpgCxu.png

The fat bytch:
6D9U7a9.png

The white dudes:
y8dPMaS.png


Him:
jwI0mV3.png

Young bish he crushing: :dwillhuh:what do you do?
Me: :manny:I’m a quality supervisor for Chevron


Ladies: :whoo:
Young Bish: that’s impressive :noah:what do you do exactly?



His soul:
giphy.gif


We talked about my job for a bit then I invited them all whale watching the next day.
They all showed up but him.
NjFhmL4.png


Ima start vloging my nights out. shyt is mad funny.
 
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